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BOHICA!

2012-01-30T16:17:10.171-05:00

BOHICA!

"It's not too late, we're already dev...

2012-01-30T15:07:24.997-05:00

"It's not too late, we're already developing titanium butt-closures."

The President was not disappointed with his eHarmo...

2012-01-30T11:45:45.735-05:00

The President was not disappointed with his eHarmony match.

Mr. Phillips Head and Mr. Slotted Head offer screw...

2012-01-30T11:43:54.460-05:00

Mr. Phillips Head and Mr. Slotted Head offer screwing options.

His anus loosened by decades of abuse, Barney Fran...

2012-01-30T11:43:12.288-05:00

His anus loosened by decades of abuse, Barney Frank had to get direct Presidential intervention for a butt plug that wouldn’t fall out.

C'mon, sing it with me! ♩ ♫ Making ...

2012-01-29T23:20:48.533-05:00
C'mon, sing it with me!
♩ ♫ Making Jobs Out of Nothing At All ♪ ♬ - by AirSupply

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Mr. President, the tax cuts the Republicans want for their fat cat cronies might help us little guys... for instance, I believe this dental drill for buck-toothed hippos qualifies. Why yes, I did used to work for Solyndra.

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No sir, not airplane, incline plane. Lemme start over. You know what a ramp is, right? Well, imagine wrapping a ramp around a central post. It forms a helix. No sir, not felix the cat. Focus sir.

WordVerify: reeph - Ebonics for what coral builds.

"Sir, this is like a Dremel compared to the s...

2012-01-29T14:35:06.682-05:00
"Sir, this is like a Dremel compared to the screwing you're giving us."

Vinneh

So how many of these do we need to get all that bo...

2012-01-29T06:37:15.834-05:00
So how many of these do we need to get all that botox out of Pelosi?

No sir, we don't know what it is but, a loan o...

2012-01-28T23:44:45.808-05:00
No sir, we don't know what it is but, a loan of um, $5,000,000 could shed some light on it.

Damned if I know why 'Chel wants it. Maybe it&...

2012-01-28T21:11:19.022-05:00
Damned if I know why 'Chel wants it. Maybe it's a pendant for one of her necklaces?

"Yes Sir, Aliens live among us and they defin...

2012-01-28T19:40:49.948-05:00
"Yes Sir, Aliens live among us and they definitely are interested in anal probes."

"Wow, I thought this was an urban legend, jus...

2012-01-28T19:40:09.852-05:00
"Wow, I thought this was an urban legend, just like the Washingtonienne."

Uuuuuh, it's a, it's a, help me out her...

2012-01-28T15:50:44.917-05:00
Uuuuuh, it's a, it's a, help me out here, it's a wind turbine, yeah, wind turbine! Noe about that taxpayer funded green energy loan?

Can you paint it pink? The wife's birthday is...

2012-01-28T15:42:58.906-05:00
Can you paint it pink? The wife's birthday is coming up.

The White House physician sent me here to remove s...

2012-01-28T13:21:02.537-05:00
The White House physician sent me here to remove some wax from my ears. He's just kidding, right?
No sir, I think your remark at the State Dinner that he was a quack kinda stuck in his craw.

WordVerify: epica - Pica is an eating disorder where people swallow non-food materials such as dirt, feces, chalk or paper. epica is when gullible Internet surfers swallow web site news and health claims without verification.

Now that's what I'm talking about. ...

2012-01-28T13:08:46.682-05:00
Now that's what I'm talking about. High colonics just aren't working the way they used to. You accept checks drawn on the US Taxpayer, right?

AP White House update: Universal Healthcare...

2012-01-28T13:05:54.221-05:00
AP White House update: Universal Healthcare to cover one form of headache relief treatment... Trepanning

Noooo, I want to get it through the thick skulls o...

2012-01-28T12:47:04.198-05:00
Noooo, I want to get it through the thick skulls of congressmen that they're destroying the nation.
We'll.need.a.bigger. drill.

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Something, isn't it? Rosie O'Donnell's vibrator... just in for a 3-month/3,000-inch tune-up and acid-resistant finish recoating.

"M'chel's arms are getting too define...

2012-01-28T02:23:44.652-05:00
"M'chel's arms are getting too defined from lifting her eatin' shovel, so I thought I'd give her this nice drill to help break up her food. Put it in the shipping crate and charge it to the taxpayers!"

"No, no, no, no, NO! Gentlemen, this is simp...

2012-01-28T02:21:31.687-05:00
"No, no, no, no, NO! Gentlemen, this is simply unacceptable! I said I wanted to screw America on the way out, not tickle her ass with a feather! This needs to be bigger! BIGGER! Do you understand that?"

Yeah, I know this is fantasy. Odumber would never be able to speak this forcefully. He'd have a speech written and deliver it among a whole host of Greek columns.

"Yes sir, it is called the wealth distributor...

2012-01-27T22:42:07.843-05:00
"Yes sir, it is called the wealth distributor", said the minion, "And with this new version it is no longer necessary for the taxpayer to bend over"

"Thanks, gentlemen, but frankly, no fancy gad...

2012-01-27T19:08:00.958-05:00
"Thanks, gentlemen, but frankly, no fancy gadget could ever improve the way Washington screws the American taxpayer!"

Thanks Bryan, I'm glad you could bring your eq...

2012-01-27T18:39:01.501-05:00
Thanks Bryan, I'm glad you could bring your equipment and help me out with the Brewer problem

With our new program here at Wackenhut, we have br...

2012-01-27T18:34:49.348-05:00
With our new program here at Wackenhut, we have brought recidivism to go down to levels never before seen in the prison system

With this we can make the really big ravioli for y...

2012-01-27T18:32:02.830-05:00
With this we can make the really big ravioli for your wife...

Comments on Caption This!: Does This Even Need a Caption?

BOHICA!

"It's not too late, we're already dev...

The President was not disappointed with his eHarmo...

Mr. Phillips Head and Mr. Slotted Head offer screw...

His anus loosened by decades of abuse, Barney Fran...

C'mon, sing it with me! ♩ ♫ Making ...

"Sir, this is like a Dremel compared to the s...

So how many of these do we need to get all that bo...

No sir, we don't know what it is but, a loan o...

Damned if I know why 'Chel wants it. Maybe it&...

"Yes Sir, Aliens live among us and they defin...

"Wow, I thought this was an urban legend, jus...

Uuuuuh, it's a, it's a, help me out her...

Can you paint it pink? The wife's birthday is...

The White House physician sent me here to remove s...

Now that's what I'm talking about. ...

AP White House update: Universal Healthcare...

Noooo, I want to get it through the thick skulls o...

"M'chel's arms are getting too define...

"No, no, no, no, NO! Gentlemen, this is simp...

"Yes sir, it is called the wealth distributor...

"Thanks, gentlemen, but frankly, no fancy gad...

Thanks Bryan, I'm glad you could bring your eq...

With our new program here at Wackenhut, we have br...

With this we can make the really big ravioli for y...