tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post6736214047927239737..comments2012-01-30T12:28:16.716-05:00V the Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04531187161740443618noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-90022529066628951722012-01-30T12:28:16.716-05:002012-01-30T12:28:16.716-05:00“Kobe, I’m…errp!...open.”curlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-70443662760223315482012-01-30T11:32:20.693-05:002012-01-30T11:32:20.693-05:00Up next on “Metaphor TV”: Too Big To Fail banks devour our banana republic.curlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-58199841385365750332012-01-30T11:31:39.446-05:002012-01-30T11:31:39.446-05:00“I’m voting for Barack Obama…as soon as I finish fellating my banana.”curlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-66834420568029176492012-01-30T11:29:02.808-05:002012-01-30T11:29:02.808-05:00Soundly defeated by The Force, Jabba the Hutt moved to San Francisco and opened a deli.curlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-63172156917739396562012-01-29T23:37:20.820-05:002012-01-29T23:37:20.820-05:00One of the chronically unemployed unless Barnum &amp; Bailey makes a comeback. According to Ureathra&#39;s resume, her sole talent is that she &quot;gives good banana.&quot;Carpe Phlogistonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-10398528484042803422012-01-29T23:33:49.719-05:002012-01-29T23:33:49.719-05:00It turned my stomach to look at this photo again, but I was wondering... <b>can a banana scream?</b><br /><br /><br />WordVerify is reading my mind!!: squelerCarpe Phlogistonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-92203729627334152112012-01-29T22:28:02.039-05:002012-01-29T22:28:02.039-05:00jj said...<br />From her eHarmony.com profile...vivacious, adventitious female seeks male for a night of unbridled passion...<br /><br />&quot;Unbridled&quot; being the operative word, there.Kaptain Krudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14921809355157323482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-7451868882794859582012-01-29T18:36:30.139-05:002012-01-29T18:36:30.139-05:00The Obama economy (after application of lipstick)...Dr. Doomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789369167894551243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-73248390523083105642012-01-29T14:49:15.377-05:002012-01-29T14:49:15.377-05:00You can put lipstick on a gorilla,...<br /><br />VinnehAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-55423513665479315072012-01-29T06:31:27.781-05:002012-01-29T06:31:27.781-05:00It has been rumored that Charlie Sheen has finally gotten clean and sober when he woke up after a night of booze, coke, and....jjnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-78954213512535041192012-01-29T06:29:13.063-05:002012-01-29T06:29:13.063-05:00From her eHarmony.com profile...vivacious, adventitious female seeks male for a night of unbridled passion...jjnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-35462092632447041372012-01-29T02:05:21.331-05:002012-01-29T02:05:21.331-05:00I don&#39;t care what you say, she was still better than watching the SOTU address!sonicfroghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17243418673004541047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-70525401809446724732012-01-28T21:49:38.213-05:002012-01-28T21:49:38.213-05:00MY EYES!!!!!!!MY EYES!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-87056441332645183642012-01-28T21:01:29.699-05:002012-01-28T21:01:29.699-05:00<b>Tawanya Washington tweets to friends:</b> Heya, me gots a job as a <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/brazilian-bikinis-burgeon-fit-fat-160432580.html" rel="nofollow">Brazilian Bikini Model</a>!!<br /><i>Dub quickly calls travel agent to cancel his vacation.</i>Carpe Phlogistonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-15781526993698709042012-01-28T19:37:22.712-05:002012-01-28T19:37:22.712-05:00&quot;OK, Just where the f*ck is Dian Fossey?&quot;Rodney Dillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06689021614873398450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-20171496178639394282012-01-28T18:28:55.034-05:002012-01-28T18:28:55.034-05:00I just gota ask. So, where has that bananna been?<br /><br />-OiaoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-60780961260136291912012-01-28T16:42:54.364-05:002012-01-28T16:42:54.364-05:00TimeLife reports the discovery of a new, giant species of primate in an equatorial rainforest. Prof. Herman Glinksmelter writes, &quot;The female&#39;s manhands suggest these are not tree dwellers, while the skin and hair around her eyes indicates she&#39;s part of the world&#39;s oldest profession. We&#39;re naming this: <b>Gorilla charliesheenus</b>&quot;Carpe Phlogistonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-62153168850352569512012-01-28T15:47:24.124-05:002012-01-28T15:47:24.124-05:00Smelly.Pirate.HookerSubmarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-25712126236078208572012-01-28T15:46:53.670-05:002012-01-28T15:46:53.670-05:00Giving new meaning to &quot;verdigris&quot; daily.Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-1359778390447463742012-01-28T15:46:25.687-05:002012-01-28T15:46:25.687-05:00Tammy Faye practises to make Jim happy when he gets out...Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-69577740376074598752012-01-28T15:39:39.430-05:002012-01-28T15:39:39.430-05:00You uh, you went a little heavy on the eye makeup, Dad.Dactylhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11336928396871701120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-20021922900288135682012-01-28T14:34:40.744-05:002012-01-28T14:34:40.744-05:00Too bad that some things once seen, cannot be unseen. Pass the eye bleach please.Whackonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-611728652417316862012-01-28T14:03:04.926-05:002012-01-28T14:03:04.926-05:00&quot;The Cure for Heterosexuality&quot; <br />Are you sure that is female?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-57321061520614508122012-01-28T13:15:27.445-05:002012-01-28T13:15:27.445-05:00Aw, c&#39;mon. *Nobody* needs potassium *that* bad!dadoctahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06790915815472278500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-824850925175889242012-01-28T12:33:46.985-05:002012-01-28T12:33:46.985-05:00WOW, I never thought her fugliness could get any worse, but <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kB_WS92SNpA/S2a1rgMDNoI/AAAAAAAACn0/O76Adwm9_ic/s400/mimi.jpg" rel="nofollow">Mimi</a> sure has let herself go!<br /><br />-OR-<br /><br /><b>La Chupacabra Lives!</b>Carpe Phlogistonnoreply@blogger.com