Comments on Caption This!: What Use Is a Banana Without a Condom?

For $870,000 -- saving or creating five jobs.

2012-01-31T21:17:55.854-05:00

For $870,000 -- saving or creating five jobs.

At $22 million each I hope these things work.

2012-01-31T21:17:05.576-05:00

At $22 million each I hope these things work.

you'll need of these if you're using the w...

2012-01-30T19:32:24.536-05:00

you'll need of these if you're using the world's largest inflatable cowboy

♫ My country tis of thee Sweet land of Liberachi O...

2012-01-30T12:26:27.608-05:00

♫ My country tis of thee
Sweet land of Liberachi
Of thee I sing ♪

"The Jolly Green Giant’s gonna be pissed when...

2012-01-30T12:25:32.158-05:00

"The Jolly Green Giant’s gonna be pissed when he discovers we took all of his condoms."

♫ My country tis of thee Sweet land of Liberachi O...

2012-01-30T12:24:40.133-05:00

♫ My country tis of thee
Sweet land of Liberachi
Of thee I sing♪

As found on page 3,459 of the 2012 Congressional B...

2012-01-30T12:17:21.586-05:00

As found on page 3,459 of the 2012 Congressional Budget Report: “$3,500,000 to Planned Parenthood, to develop five condoms that represent our nation’s new status as a banana republic.”

Andrew Sullivan was overjoyed with the results of ...

2012-01-30T10:23:10.253-05:00

Andrew Sullivan was overjoyed with the results of his Google Image search.

'ow to speak Australian: an almost-empty case....

2012-01-29T22:25:36.244-05:00

'ow to speak Australian: an almost-empty case.

Mars Attacks II We.Are.so.Fucked.

2012-01-29T20:29:56.631-05:00

Mars Attacks II

We.Are.so.Fucked.

You can really tell when Russian politics are gett...

2012-01-29T18:33:15.498-05:00

You can really tell when Russian politics are getting mean when Mr. Putin resorts to inflating his condoms with helium to distribute campaign leaflets across Moscow...

Very nice!

2012-01-29T15:00:05.677-05:00

Very nice!

Harry was so full of it yelling, "Go ahead gu...

2012-01-29T14:51:38.298-05:00

Harry was so full of it yelling, "Go ahead guys use them, they're too tight on me."

Vinneh

just my size

2012-01-29T10:12:35.970-05:00

just my size

obama replaces the Greek columns for his next acce...

2012-01-29T06:22:34.960-05:00

obama replaces the Greek columns for his next acceptance speech. He figures since he's screwing the country, he might as well as use protection.

Captured - The first 30 seconds of hot air emitted...

2012-01-29T00:14:27.396-05:00

Captured - The first 30 seconds of hot air emitted at the recent SOTU address.

...Shadow Valley Condoms... If you lived here you&...

2012-01-28T19:35:58.476-05:00

...Shadow Valley Condoms... If you lived here you'd be home by now....

ORA

"No, I don't think Nitrous Oxide use is o...

2012-01-28T19:35:05.722-05:00

"No, I don't think Nitrous Oxide use is out of control with our young today."

But what happened to the reservoir tip and pleasur...

2012-01-28T18:33:11.083-05:00

But what happened to the reservoir tip and pleasure ribs?

Check out the lung capacity on the blond in the mi...

2012-01-28T18:27:38.585-05:00

Check out the lung capacity on the blond in the middle! I'll bet ya she can also suck a golf ball through a ......

-Oiao

Old Marine Helo Pilot saying (when talking to a Jet Pilot)..
"I'd rather screw my way cross country than suck and blow!"

Andrew Sullivan's version of the glass slipper...

2012-01-28T18:26:39.911-05:00

Andrew Sullivan's version of the glass slipper!

Introducing the new Trojan XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX...

2012-01-28T18:25:22.435-05:00

Introducing the new Trojan XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL, for the painfully gifted man in your love life!

'Air Heads' -Oiao WV = prerspha = too mu...

2012-01-28T18:24:43.771-05:00

'Air Heads'

-Oiao

WV = prerspha = too much work....

In high school, that’s how all my condoms ended up...

2012-01-28T18:24:34.931-05:00

In high school, that’s how all my condoms ended up too!

"Giant AIDs-carrying aliens have landed!&q...

2012-01-28T16:49:48.478-05:00
"Giant AIDs-carrying aliens have landed!"
Guaranteed to incite mass hysteria when the balloons are recovered in rural parts of the US.

-OR-

To perpetuate a myth, Trojan Inc. is bought out by Black Entertainment Network and begins production of an oversized condom. Asian men protest until they realize it can be used as a full body condom, too.