Comments on Caption This!: Priuses Now 40% Gheyer

RECALL NOTICE: New Prius Priapism top-mount...

2012-01-26T14:01:10.132-05:00

RECALL NOTICE: New Prius Priapism top-mounted recharging plugs encounter resistance from garage ceiling docking sockets that fail to engage without extra foreplay.

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This just in to the WTNU Traffic Center: Pennsylvania Turnpike, westbound @ mile marker 93. multi-car accident, drivers hydroplaning on slippery road spill just past the new Victoria Secret's bikini billboard.

I sure hope heavy duty wipers were installed.

2012-01-25T14:44:21.047-05:00

I sure hope heavy duty wipers were installed.

ORA When did Xaviera Hollander upgrade to a hybri...

2012-01-25T12:36:39.394-05:00

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When did Xaviera Hollander upgrade to a hybrid?

George decided to end Kong's unique way of pus...

2012-01-25T12:35:55.258-05:00

George decided to end Kong's unique way of pushing around his "life sized Hot Wheels' and bought an industrial Husqvarna. He toted his bloodless trophy for weeks...

Nothin' ta be seein' here; jist a Folsom S...

2012-01-25T12:33:19.773-05:00

Nothin' ta be seein' here; jist a Folsom Street Fair Float. Please ta me movin' along, now...

The Oscar Meyer weinermobile goes green! -OR- An...

2012-01-25T09:19:59.748-05:00

The Oscar Meyer weinermobile goes green!

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Anthony Weiner found a new job as a Prius spokesmodel.

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Marsha! There are cops here asking for you!
Police easily tracked down the woman who backed into a statue of Michelangelo's David and then left the scene.

SWM seeks same. Must drive Chevy Volt with hatchba...

2012-01-24T23:50:03.231-05:00

SWM seeks same. Must drive Chevy Volt with hatchback and/or moon-roof!

"...and if the batteries hadn't been char...

2012-01-24T23:32:01.635-05:00

"...and if the batteries hadn't been charged up, damn, that roc would have eaten us for sure!"

Enzyte™ finally buys Bob a company car.

2012-01-24T23:03:14.336-05:00

Enzyte™ finally buys Bob a company car.

Business up front, party in the back.

2012-01-24T21:54:55.624-05:00

Business up front, party in the back.

Prius???--he didn't even KNOW us!!!

2012-01-24T21:54:19.495-05:00

Prius???--he didn't even KNOW us!!!

In and ill-advised move, Toyota Motors partners wi...

2012-01-24T21:53:34.095-05:00

In and ill-advised move, Toyota Motors partners with Ford to market the Prius Probe?

What hump???

2012-01-24T21:50:16.524-05:00

What hump???

Consumer Reports gave a poor rating to Ford's ...

2012-01-24T21:27:01.502-05:00

Consumer Reports gave a poor rating to Ford's new safety airbag, saying that protection from falling iron girders was just not needed unless you were Tim The Toolman Taylor.

Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousnes...

2012-01-24T21:23:19.266-05:00

Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

Alice rented one and parked it in her driveway as ...

2012-01-24T20:49:04.275-05:00

Alice rented one and parked it in her driveway as a way of telling the neighbors that Edward was finally taking Viagra.

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NHTSA rear-end collision statistics later showed that-
a) gheys were most likely to be involved
b) men automatically wince and grab their crotch when they see this car back into a concrete wall
c) feminists hate it but begrudingly accepted that the roof vagina model was unstable at high speeds.

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The vehicle gets much poorer gas mileage in cold northern states due to SHRINKAGE.

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MotorTrend magazine nicknamed it "The Boner"

Style package 69 was a huge seller in San Francisc...

2012-01-24T20:44:47.798-05:00

Style package 69 was a huge seller in San Francisco...

She may not look like much but she'll make poi...

2012-01-24T19:57:01.079-05:00

She may not look like much but she'll make point-five past light speed.

It's a battery operated device. We get it. I...

2012-01-24T18:53:26.129-05:00

It's a battery operated device. We get it. It's for women and gay men. Yes, we know.

Remember when advertising was more subtle?

Prius. Appealing to men who like other men.

2012-01-24T18:51:22.728-05:00

Prius. Appealing to men who like other men.

Ang Lee tackles the Shatner Twilight Zone episode:...

2012-01-24T17:09:53.617-05:00

Ang Lee tackles the Shatner Twilight Zone episode: "there's...some...*thing*...on...the wing!"

Rosie O'Donnell will ride this thing just like...

2012-01-24T14:27:33.540-05:00

Rosie O'Donnell will ride this thing just like Maj. 'King' Kong... only louder!

..and this little baby only takes 10,000 D-Cells.

2012-01-24T13:14:49.595-05:00

..and this little baby only takes 10,000 D-Cells.

You don't want to see the trunk emblem. ........

2012-01-24T13:07:53.585-05:00

You don't want to see the trunk emblem.

........arf

“With interior front and side airbags and an exter...

2012-01-24T11:20:51.693-05:00

“With interior front and side airbags and an external teabag in the back, the new 2012 Prius is the safest hybrid on the market.”