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Charlotte and Jesse always thought it strange that...

2012-01-26T18:56:22.985-05:00

Charlotte and Jesse always thought it strange that Raymond their sugar daddy would come to their yoga classes, he never tries to do yoga...

So that's why they worked so hard to become ex...

2012-01-26T18:55:01.767-05:00

So that's why they worked so hard to become expert at yoga...

I love the smell of queefs in the morning.

2012-01-25T20:33:15.279-05:00

I love the smell of queefs in the morning.

After "right foot blue, left hand red", ...

2012-01-25T14:40:33.830-05:00

After "right foot blue, left hand red", students who show promise move on to *advanced* Twister.

"The force is strong in this one. Ready, she ...

2012-01-25T12:40:49.133-05:00

"The force is strong in this one. Ready, she soon will be..."

The girls hated the day Coach announced it was going to be "Star Wars Movie Night."

State Department Intern Training prided itself on ...

2012-01-25T12:38:50.212-05:00

State Department Intern Training prided itself on its 73% voluntary dropout rate...

Everything was going well until Gerry started sing...

2012-01-25T12:37:49.705-05:00

Everything was going well until Gerry started singing "This little Willie got some..."

Faced with imminent destruction of planet Earth, F...

2012-01-25T06:36:26.906-05:00

Faced with imminent destruction of planet Earth, France was first to accede to the giant aliens' whimsical demands to deliver unto them a bunch of human bookends for use in the mothership's library.

"Sorry ladies, but the restroom was out of pa...

2012-01-25T02:26:02.070-05:00

"Sorry ladies, but the restroom was out of paper towels."

Bowling for Hindus.

2012-01-24T21:42:18.961-05:00

Bowling for Hindus.

Nancy: "Then place your palm down across the ...

2012-01-24T21:26:20.630-05:00

Nancy: "Then place your palm down across the taint."

Charles: "What's taint?"

Nancy: "Tain't pussy, and tain't ass.

Liberals begin the long preparations and elaborate...

2012-01-24T21:26:00.834-05:00

Liberals begin the long preparations and elaborate stretching exercises that will be required to 'rub their noses in it' after the elections...

I see coaches six fingers an two thumbs....... -or...

2012-01-24T21:07:30.267-05:00

I see coaches six fingers an two thumbs.......
-or-
I've heard of fantasy football,
but fantasy bowling?
-or-
That is the frefered method of
helping ones self up off the floor.
-or-
"I still hear an echo...you two wait here, I'll go check the grey
sweatpants."

Mitt Romney offers up his best idea to help the un...

2012-01-24T20:36:54.711-05:00

Mitt Romney offers up his best idea to help the unemployed find jobs... "Meh, let them be 10-pin bowling ball replacements, what do I care? Now, let's fly to Bermuda in my private jet and par-tay! Another round of champagne for these fine Florida delegates!"

"Beyond a reasonable doubt" Your ...

2012-01-24T20:27:41.884-05:00

"Beyond a reasonable doubt"
Your honor, my client was only checking for vestigial tailbones. Well - ahem - yeah, I guess you could call him a coccyx-er."

Bad Touch They say a picture is worth 1000 ...

2012-01-24T20:21:19.641-05:00

Bad Touch
They say a picture is worth 1000 words... and $100,000 in a successful lawsuit.

Famed Wilderness Expert Sam Dinsmore teaches a gro...

2012-01-24T20:18:37.165-05:00

Famed Wilderness Expert Sam Dinsmore teaches a group of young Liberal Arts majors how to survive a bear attack: Okay, class... now the trick is to roll up in a tight ball and let me, um, the bear fondle and caress your hiney without farting.

Something tells me you can stay after PE class for...

2012-01-24T18:55:12.035-05:00

Something tells me you can stay after PE class for extra credit.

Coach Larry, inspired by a trained seal he once sa...

2012-01-24T17:12:05.937-05:00

Coach Larry, inspired by a trained seal he once saw at Sea World, prepares for his big shot on America's Got Talent.

Some jobs you have to work at, and some jobs you j...

2012-01-24T17:01:48.195-05:00

Some jobs you have to work at, and some jobs you just plain enjoy.

Correction... Rescued former obama supporters are...

2012-01-24T14:34:08.544-05:00

Correction...

Rescued former obama supporters are taught the proper way to remove their heads from their asses.

Rescued former supporters are taught the proper wa...

2012-01-24T14:33:22.531-05:00

Rescued former supporters are taught the proper way to remove their heads from their asses.

Under obamacare, intakes and exhausts will be exam...

2012-01-24T14:31:29.980-05:00

Under obamacare, intakes and exhausts will be examined at the same time.

WV:aingurag...yea, its the red one...

Basic training for President Obama's new Droid...

2012-01-24T13:05:55.529-05:00

Basic training for President Obama's new Droideka Division.

Part of the Administrations' new military reforms.

..........arf

Butt Closures. UR DOIN IT WRONG.

2012-01-24T10:36:15.683-05:00

Butt Closures. UR DOIN IT WRONG.