Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The Dance of a Thousand FAILs



1. "Hey! Macarena!"

2. The only American Sign Language the First Lady knew was "Bite me, crackers," but it was all she needed.

3. "And this is the happy dance I do when I find out I got another taxpayer-funded vacay."

Best of  Submariner
m'Chel proves she's up with current culture by "Voguing" for the press.

Best of  Mr Hankey
Secret Service has quickly learned to follow-through on the First Lady's desire to cross her arms and "blink" in order to remove certain individuals from existence.

Best of  Uchuck the Tuchuck
So...the Choom Gang has its own gang signs. Who knew?

Best of  Dr. Doom
The First Lady uses the medium of interpretive dance to give the press a hint about the location of her next vacation...

Best of  Best of  
That year went by fast. It's time for the Mr. Olympia competition again?

Best of  metalgarth
The Wookie Mating dance does nothing for humans but Chewbacca might be sportin' a lightsabre sized woodie about now.

Best of  curly
Facts on. Facts off.

Best of  Kaptain Krude
Ang Lee's remake of Kazaam! didn't really improve on the original in any way. (And that is a very difficult feat!)

21 comments:

Submariner said...

FLOTUS did a really sh!tty "King Tut," but still won the White House talent contest.

Think "Predator" and then answer whether YOU would want her to find out you were the one that voted against her?

Submariner said...

m'Chel proves she's up with current culture by "Voguing" for the press.

Mr Hankey said...

Secret Service has quickly learned to follow-through on the First Lady's desire to cross her arms and "blink" in order to remove certain individuals from existence.

Submariner said...
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Mr Hankey said...

Off with their heads!!!

Submariner said...

A millisecond later, m'Chel obeyed the Truth in Advertising laws and planted the "L" firmly on her forehead.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

So...the Choom Gang has its own gang signs. Who knew?

Dr. Doom said...

The First Lady uses the medium of interpretive dance to give the press a hint about the location of her next vacation...

Anonymous said...

That year went by fast. It's time for the Mr. Olympia competition again?

Submariner said...

m'Chel led the White House Press Corpse in charades:

1st word-2 syllables-
"Dufus!"
"Dipsh!t!!"
"Barrack!!!"

And just like that, Ed Henery scores on the Administration again...

metalgarth said...

The Wookie Mating dance does nothing for humans but Chewbacca might be sportin' a lightsabre sized woodie about now.

Dactyl said...

Nobody wanted to be the first to tell her: that's not how you play rock-paper-scissors.

curly said...

Facts on. Facts off.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Air Tuba = FAIL

-OR-

She's either competing in the annual Ebonics Spelling Bee or practicing her prestidigitation for the fall back job as a santeria priestess.

-OR-

'Chel demonstrates how she hails a cab.

-OR-

What idiot asked her how to get from Howard Univ to George Washington Univ? Clearly she's stuck in Dupont Circle and can't get out.

chronos the wonder pig said...

is that stubble in her pits?

Kaptain Krude said...

Poor Dawn. That head of hers is just not going to make it through this thread, is it?

Submariner said...

Word is the m'Chel makes Michael Samms wet.

Barry? Not so much...

Nate said...

'Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh!'

(ref:http://tinyurl.com/nr4pu9s)

Dr. Doom said...

A wise man once said that if you can stay calm when all around you is in chaos - you probably don't understand the problem. Actually, it is great to see that the First Lady can enjoy herself. That sound you hear in the background is Nero on fiddle...

Kaptain Krude said...

Worst. Belly dancer. Ever.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee's remake of Kazaam! didn't really improve on the original in any way. (And that is a very difficult feat!)