Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Hold Me Closer, Lurch
1. "That lymph node feels pretty swollen. I'd get it checked out."
2. "You make me wet. I mean that."
3. Out of his mind on cocaine and cough syrup, Leo thought he was about to get busy with Dame Judy Dench.
4. ORA: "You really nailed that rendition of 'Puttin' on the Ritz' Mr. Secretary."
5. "No, I didn't say M'Chel was into beards, I said M'Chel was a 'beard.'"
Best of Best of
Best of Mr Hankey
"King of the World" meets "Henpecked gold-digger of the Ketchup Queen"
Best of Submariner
Let me guess: You had a Cancoillotte washed down by a 1945 Mouton Rothschild for lunch. Right?
Best of jimmy
Leo was intoxicated by Kerry's new cologne, "Calvin Klein's Incompetence".
Best of Markus ARyanas
Kiss me you fool!!!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Well, this is embarrassing. Their nose hairs seem to have become entangled. Quick, someone get the Jaws of Life and cut to commercial!
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I can't quit you!"
"Aren't we supposed to be wearing cowboy hats and eating pudding?"