Monday, January 06, 2014

Science We Much


1. "Breaking Bad for Kids" was an unlikely hit for Nickelodeon.

2. "Now, once you have assembled your Molotov cocktail, meet me at Freddie's Fashion Mart..."

3. "He left the meth lab on again. Dammit, Schultz, you're gonna get us all killed one of these days."

4. It was widely suspected that Hogwarts new Potions Master was an Affirmative Action Hire since all he ever did was mix vinegar and baking soda.

5. "And now I will prove that Global Warming is real using ordinary ammonia and chlorine bleach." The next day, MSDNC had a much welcomed opening in their line-up

Best of Submariner
    And that, children, is how we make a proper Cosmopolitan!

Best of Submariner
That's all I gots time for today. I gots to hurry up and cook up a little sumpin-sumpin for my friend Marion Barry whats comin over tonight!

Best of Dr. Doom
    FNC has a Green Room. MSNBC has a Meth Room which explains a lot actually...

Best of Dr. Doom
"And so children in the covalent bond represented by water, the oxygen atom 'steals' an electron from the poor hydrogen atoms. Of course this proves that oxygen atoms are racist oppressors and that the entire covalent bond system is corrupt...

Best of dadoctah
"Those short-sighted fools at the Academy said I was mad! Mad, say I? I'll show them who's mad! Bwahahahaaa!"

Best of GregMan
    "...and that's how you makes Purple Drank!"

Best of jimmy    
Mystery solved: it's Rev. Al who was ordered to brew up all that Obama Kool-Aid the MSDNC anchors drink. How racist of them to make the blaaaaaaack maaaaaaan do the domestic work.

19 comments:

Submariner said...

An honest day's wages for an honest day's labor? Ain't nobody got time for dat!

Submariner said...

And that, children, is how we make a proper Cosmopolitan!

Submariner said...

...and we call it "The Aristocrats!"

Submariner said...

That's all I gots time for today. I gots to hurry up and cook up a little sumpin-sumpin for my friend Marion Barry whats comin over tonight!

Submariner said...

Oh, hi neighbor! Welcome to uncle racebaiter's neighborhood...

Dr. Doom said...

FNC has a Green Room. MSNBC has a Meth Room which explains a lot actually...

Dr. Doom said...

MSNBC tried to expand its lineup by doing a take on Bill Nye the Science Guy but they had to cancel it because Al Sharpton the Delusional Fool didn't rhyme...

Dr. Doom said...

"And so children in the covalent bond represented by water, the oxygen atom 'steals' an electron from the poor hydrogen atoms. Of course this proves that oxygen atoms are racist oppressors and that the entire covalent bond system is corrupt...

dadoctah said...

"Those short-sighted fools at the Academy said I was mad! Mad, say I? I'll show them who's mad! Bwahahahaaa!"

curly said...

“…a pinch of hatred, a dash of class envy, a large dose of ignorance, and voilĂ , we have Racial Divide!”

GregMan said...

"...and that's how you makes Purple Drank!"

GregMan said...

"So dat prove Trayvon be innocent! Kill whitey! Thank you."

curly said...

“…and for my bruthas wit a scientific bent, here’s how you can play da Knockout Game on an entire group of unsuspecting creepy-ass crackers -- all at once!”

Carpe Phlogiston said...

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-OR-

Devolution in Action
OK, chillen, proofs we beez da chosen race... if'n Iz mix all deez colors in one beaker da ways society's headed, I gets BROWN!

jimmy said...

Mystery solved: it's Rev. Al who was ordered to brew up all that Obama Kool-Aid the MSDNC anchors drink. How racist of them to make the blaaaaaaack maaaaaaan do the domestic work.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

My extra strength Nappy Hair Straightener decurls and dekinks afro hair, electric cords, and tangled gold chains. Hell, it'll even straighten ghey politicians! Watch what a single drop does to a Brillo pad! Shazaaaaam!

Submariner said...

♫ I'ze doin' da Monsta Mash!♪

Submariner said...

If'n I wuz Bill Cosby, I'd be makin' black daddys to stick back wit' they kids to solve our people's problems. But I'm ME, so's I'll just be cookin' up a little blame whitey and claim racism instead...

chronos the wonder pig said...

Why scientists wear de racist white coats?