Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Protection

Brender 


1. Someone's ready for Hillary.

2.  And number 4,544 on the list of things that look less faggoty than a fanny pack.

3. Yeah, taking romantic advice from a Justin Timberlake skit ... in real life... it gets you a restraining order.

4. Those boots and that box with that scarf? Bitch accessorizes worse than Pelosi.


5. Sensible outerwear for a stroll around one of the better neighborhods in Detroit.



Best of Submariner
OK, Dawn, I'm ready to go to the New Orleans Old Navy's Black Friday sales...

Best of Submariner
    Yes Mr. Fwank; somebody DID warn me about accepting your dinner invite.

Best of Whacko
    Snipers in Syria are fond of executing the "crotch shot," hence the protection.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    The location makes sense. Nothing in his head needs shielding.

Best of dadoctah
    LARPing: ur doin it rong.

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Challenge accepted," muttered Gunny Jones as he dialed in his scope...

Best of Submariner
Evidently, Ibrahim drew the short straw and was assigned the survey post at the corner of John R and 8 Mile Rd.

Best of Jack Reacher
    Achmed loves approaching unveiled women and saying "Your package has arrived."

Best of Jack Reacher
    A Republican prepares to be interviewed on MSNBC.


25 comments:

Submariner said...

OK, Dawn, I'm ready to go to the New Orleans Old Navy's Black Friday sales...

Submariner said...

Let's go back to Central Park and get into a REAL "snowball" fight with that damn elf!

Submariner said...

Yes Mr. Fwank; somebody DID warn me about accepting your dinner invite.

Whacko said...

Snipers in Syria are fond of executing the "crotch shot," hence the protection.

USMC2841 said...

Someone's really planning on meeting the 72 virgins

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Old terrorist proverb -
"Kick me in the groin once, shame on you.
Kick me in the groin twice, shame on me."

-OR-

Mammoud Asshat, the only person to fall for that "Secret Exercise for a 12-incher, only 19.95!" spam email.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Meet the real reason Obamalama care won't work. Every lamebrain with lower back pain is going to feel "entitled" to an MRI, a series of cortisone shots and 6 months of physical therapy for a $10 co-pay.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The location makes sense. Nothing in his head needs shielding.

-OR-

Good for the Goose, Good for the Gander
Republicans are up in arms over the mandated male version of "an aspirin between the legs" congresswomen slipped into the contraceptive reform bill.

Submariner said...

Ya just never know when the camel will want to nurse, now, do ya? Seems Achmed has experienced it before...

dadoctah said...

LARPing: ur doin it rong.

return of Joshua said...

Ang Lee's remake of a classic Clint Eastwood movie received rave reviews but inevitably failed at the box office.

Dr. Doom said...

It appears that Ibrahim completely misunderstands the term 'blockhead'...

Dr. Doom said...

"Challenge accepted," muttered Gunny Jones as he dialed in his scope...

Dr. Doom said...

'Ow to speak Syrian... body armor...

Dr. Doom said...

Al Queda recruit Ali bin Fahd nervously awaits his initiation ritual wondering what his leader meant by 'pile driver'...

Dr. Doom said...

"Do you have a minute to talk about Ron Paul.", asked Steve?

Submariner said...

Evidently, Ibrahim drew the short straw and was assigned the survey post at the corner of John R and 8 Mile Rd.

Jack Reacher said...

You ship some motorcycle magazines to the Middle East, the next thing you know, Crotch Rocket gets mistranslated as Crotch Rock.

Jack Reacher said...

Achmed loves approaching unveiled women and saying "Your package has arrived."

Jack Reacher said...

Queer Eye For the Terrorist Guy was never a ratings success in Syria, for some reason.

Jack Reacher said...

A Republican prepares to be interviewed on MSNBC.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Here's the always popular Middle eastern faux comedy - "The Angry Iranian" - as he does his version of Drew Carey doing the Full Monty

-OR-

At terrorist camp, Baszier's Talking Testicle ventriloquist act brought down the house! Oh wait, that was a drone.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dating Tips Gone Rong #289 -
No No Mahmood! You're supposed to stuff a rolled up SOCK inside your pants, you impotent moron.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Talk about tourist traps! Poor Hussein Fatwah went to Falluja and all he got was a souvenir cinder block.

Steve O said...

Well, what's the point of 72 virgins if you get there without an intact whipadoodle?