Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Hood Ornament


Best of Dr. Doom
    I see the new PETA line of animal friendly Texas hood ornaments have arrived...

Best of holstein humor
Steve the hipster bought a cow because he wanted fresh milk for breakfast and also because he wanted to impress his lady friends. Ironically, Steve purchased a steer by mistake and then had to endure endless "steers are for queers" jokes.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "I have never felt so steer!"




    Sorry, sorry, so very sorry about that.

Best of curly
    Isn’t it a bit early for all of this subliminal “Vote For Hillary In 2016” messaging already?

Best of andthenblammo!
    "I told the service advisor I had a beef with the steering!"

Best of Submariner
    I don't think you quite understand how you play "chicken."

Best of andthenblammo!
    "That's EAT more chiken, not PLAY more chiken, you silly bovine!"

Best of dadoctah
    Cattle Drive: ur doin it rong.

29 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

I see the new PETA line of animal friendly Texas hood ornaments have arrived...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pulling pranks on Dean Wormer never go out of style.
ORA

-OR-

I'm not saying the oil industry is stonewalling hybrid cars, but the idea for their prototype methane-based engine came from a 1st grader.

Dactyl said...

Don't mooooooove

holstein humor said...

Steve the hipster bought a cow because he wanted fresh milk for breakfast and also because he wanted to impress his lady friends. Ironically, Steve purchased a steer by mistake and then had to endure endless "steers are for queers" jokes.

Kaptain Krude said...

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGERZ NOW?

Kaptain Krude said...

Wow! That's a pretty good suspension, actually.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I have never felt so steer!"




Sorry, sorry, so very sorry about that.

Submariner said...

MoooooveOn.com's CEO was easy to spot when he arrived...

Submariner said...

Make sure you walk him before you drive it, otherwise, you may find it hard to see through your windshield if you scare him...

Submariner said...

So if he drives really fast and hits the breaks hard, would he be "slinging the bull?"

Submariner said...

BEEF TARTAR: UR DIN IT RONG

curly said...

Isn’t it a bit early for all of this subliminal “Vote For Hillary In 2016” messaging already?

curly said...

With a tiger in the tank, a cow on the hood, and a snake in my pants, I’m ready to cruise!

Dr. Doom said...

Audi's new Bovina model line was a huge hit in India...

GregMan said...

What to do when the other driver won't mooove over.

andthenblammo! said...

That'll buff(alo) right out!

andthenblammo! said...

Hey, Elsie! Who's top cow now, daisy-neck?

andthenblammo! said...

"I told the service advisor I had a beef with the steering!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Proving you're not all hood no cattle - U R Doing it RONG

metalgarth said...

"I just went to the store to get some really fresh milk, what's the problem officer?"

dadoctah said...

"Have you *herd* about Ron Paul?"

Submariner said...

I don't think you quite understand how you play "chicken."

Submariner said...

Bessie went home and told the herd; "It was sort of like dating a Hereford - fun to ride right up until a friend saw you on it."

andthenblammo! said...

"Yeah, this is for you and your fargin' goat's milk yogurt, you yuppie scum!"

andthenblammo! said...

"That's EAT more chiken, not PLAY more chiken, you silly bovine!"

horny holstein said...

Note to self: never park your sexy black car next to the pasture with the bulls.

Submariner said...

Cow's thawt bubble; "...and I will hug it, and squeeze it and love it, and call it George..."

dadoctah said...

Bullz N Da Hood.

dadoctah said...

Cattle Drive: ur doin it rong.