Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Ha Ha... Wut?



Best of dadoctah
That's quite an accomplishment. Any time I've tried to sharpen a squirrel I find they won't hold an edge.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Shortly after the stabbing, the husband was heard to mutter, "I feel so queer..."

Best of Dr. Doom
@dadoctah - you need to try the Squirrel-O-Matic. It is only $39.95 from Mainway products - but wait if you order now...

Best of jimmy
    The anchors were confused about the choice of weapon until they discovered the victim, 26 year-old Chip Monck, was treated and released from the hospital with two fractured nuts.

Best of Dactyl
    Well what was her husband doing with a squirrel anyway?

Best of dadoctah
    "Is that a squirrel in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Wait, no! Stay back!"

Best of Submariner
    So Rosie O'Donuts got a Glamour Shot, eh? She looks almost feminine...
    Oops, sorry, I just noticed it said "stabbed husband."
    Nevermind.

15 comments:

dadoctah said...

That's quite an accomplishment. Any time I've tried to sharpen a squirrel I find they won't hold an edge.

Dr. Doom said...

Shortly after the stabbing, the husband was heard to mutter, "I feel so queer..."

Dr. Doom said...

@dadoctah - you need to try the Squirrel-O-Matic. It is only $39.95 from Mainway products - but wait if you order now...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The NRA is so defensive these days, Pierre was quick to issue a press release: "Squirrels don't kill people, nuts kill people."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Years from now, the squirrel's great-great-great grandchildren will be told bedtime stories about Exhibit A.

jimmy said...

The anchors were confused about the choice of weapon until they discovered the victim, 26 year-old Chip Monck, was treated and released from the hospital with two fractured nuts.

Dactyl said...

Well what was her husband doing with a squirrel anyway?

Dactyl said...

Sounds
Queer
Unless
Its
Really a
Rodent's
Eternal
Love

Dactyl said...

After splitting up with Bullwinkle, Rocky took on some pretty weird jobs to make ends meet.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Satisfied Wal-Mart shopper testimonial caught on Jail Cam: I thought Wal-mart only sold rifles, but they have a helluva knife section!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pretty sure her name isn't MabelLEAN.

dadoctah said...

"Is that a squirrel in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Wait, no! Stay back!"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

So Rosie O'Donuts got a Glamour Shot, eh? She looks almost feminine...
Oops, sorry, I just noticed it said "stabbed husband."
Nevermind.

Anonymous said...

My Drokk, the actual story is even funnier. "she allegedly stabbed her husband with a ceramic squirrel when he came home on Christmas morning with no beer."

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2013/12/30/Woman-stabs-husband-with-squirrel-over-Christmas-without-beer/7321388412494