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...the Wonder Pig
Did you hear the one about the innocent Iranian wife who went into a Persian carpet store, followed the sign's instructions and was stoned for soliciting?-OR-Are you the owner? Well, your salesman keeps poking his finger at me and taunting, "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you."
Was this sign posted all over the State Department's Intern lounge during the Hildawg's reign? Just wonderin'...
I think Carpe has been a repeat customer here, and I sure hope Sweetie doesn't find out...
...and then Portnoy complained.
... And this explains why Men's Room Attendant is the most popular job in San Francisco...
After all, Jon Edwards is GOOD!
And how about those signs in public washrooms? "Employees must wash hands". I once stood there for an hour waiting for an employee to come in and wash my hands for me, and then when one finally *did* show up and I asked him to take care of it he looked at me like I was insane.
@Subby - Only if that sign was posted on the door to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit locker room or Victoria's Secrets dressing room.Oh hell, DUCK! She's got that frying pan look in her eye.I think that's a long lost stanza of the Bellamy Bros' - If I say you have a beautiful body will you hold it against me ♫ ♩ Don't touch yourself, ask the staff, thank you ♪ ♬WordVerify: Bachelard - FOX premieres a show where 42-year old fat virgins picks mates from the Weight Watchers membership list
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