Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Good Advice

Chronos 


9 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

...the Wonder Pig

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Did you hear the one about the innocent Iranian wife who went into a Persian carpet store, followed the sign's instructions and was stoned for soliciting?

-OR-

Are you the owner? Well, your salesman keeps poking his finger at me and taunting, "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you."

Submariner said...

Was this sign posted all over the State Department's Intern lounge during the Hildawg's reign?
Just wonderin'...

Submariner said...

I think Carpe has been a repeat customer here, and I sure hope Sweetie doesn't find out...

Submariner said...

...and then Portnoy complained.

Dr. Doom said...

... And this explains why Men's Room Attendant is the most popular job in San Francisco...

Submariner said...

After all, Jon Edwards is GOOD!

dadoctah said...

And how about those signs in public washrooms? "Employees must wash hands". I once stood there for an hour waiting for an employee to come in and wash my hands for me, and then when one finally *did* show up and I asked him to take care of it he looked at me like I was insane.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Subby - Only if that sign was posted on the door to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit locker room or Victoria's Secrets dressing room.
Oh hell, DUCK! She's got that frying pan look in her eye.


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