Friday, January 10, 2014

Baby, it's cold outside


1. Mittens had only a few seconds to ponder the wall of ice before he was sucked into the Polar Vortex and never heard from again.

2. Somewhere, a SyFy Channel Bad Movie producer is looking at this and thinking... "Cat Glacier! The Icy Claws of Death," and telling his secretary to get a writer on line 2.

Best of dadoctah
In later years, his once-celebrated grumpiness gave way to a spirit of mere reflective melancholy.

Best of Best of
    Osh Kosh B'Gosh rolls out their LSD line

Threadwinner jimmy
    "Hee Haw for Cats" was an unexpected bright spot in an otherwise dismal ratings season for Animal Planet.

   Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Cat Thawtbubble: ♪ Green Acres is the place to be, Green Acres is the life for me. ♬
    Damn this earworm!

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    V the K's country cousin, Bubba the K, comes for a visit.

Best of GregMan
    "Ayup, gonna need the snow-blower today."
    When a Maine Coon cat gets into character, it GETS INTO CHARACTER.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Retire to Wisconsin they said. It will be great they said. Kind farmers will squirt milk into your mouth straight from the cow they said," thought Muffin, "Meanwhile that uppity ba$tard Morris is soaking up the sunshine in Florida..."

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Wear coveralls
    Stare out at the scenery
    Talk about health insurance.
    #Obamacare

Best of wiskers
    Meow-meow, meow, meow, meow.

Best of Submariner
    Speaking of ice cold pu$$ies, anybody heard the latest on Hillary's 2016 run?

19 comments:

dadoctah said...

In later years, his once-celebrated grumpiness gave way to a spirit of mere reflective melancholy.

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Damn, I'n not dressed for this sh*t!"

Anonymous said...

Osh Kosh B'Gosh rolls out their LSD line

jimmy said...

"Hee Haw for Cats" was an unexpected bright spot in an otherwise dismal ratings season for Animal Planet.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Cat Thawtbubble: ♪ Green Acres is the place to be, Green Acres is the life for me. ♬
Damn this earworm!

-OR-

Huh, wonder if I can spell my name in the snow? "Rex wuz here"

Carpe Phlogiston said...


Better yet, lemme do it standing on my front paws! Oh yeah!
ǝɹǝɥ sɐʍ xǝɹ

chronos the wonder pig said...

V the K's country cousin, Bubba the K, comes for a visit.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh ennui, *sigh* when wilt thou loosen thy grip on me? *sigh* Well, I need to get back to work. That hay ain't gonna bale itself, you know."

Kaptain Krude said...

"I do not think I sound like that fool Antonio Banderas. I do not know why those people at Dreamworks allowed that to happen. I don't even wear boots all that often! I shall have my revenge!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Not all eyes watching for signs of the return of the swallows to Capistrano are benevolent.

GregMan said...

In a rare moment of caution, Toonces decides not to drive the car today.

GregMan said...

"Ayup, gonna need the snow-blower today."

When a Maine Coon cat gets into character, it GETS INTO CHARACTER.

Dr. Doom said...

"Retire to Wisconsin they said. It will be great they said. Kind farmers will squirt milk into your mouth straight from the cow they said," thought Muffin, "Meanwhile that uppity ba$tard Morris is soaking up the sunshine in Florida..."

Kaptain Krude said...

Wear coveralls
Stare out at the scenery
Talk about health insurance.
#Obamacare

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Cat Thawtbubble: The fellahs sure were nice to let a city slicker like me join them on their annual snipe hunt.

Submariner said...

Toonces was tired Monday so he made his Folgers with Red Bull instead of water. He was half-way to work before he realized he forgot his car.

Submariner said...

Never.Drinking.Tequila.Again!

wiskers said...

Meow-meow, meow, meow, meow.

Submariner said...

Speaking of ice cold pu$$ies, anybody heard the latest on Hillary's 2016 run?