Friday, January 10, 2014
Baby, it's cold outside
1. Mittens had only a few seconds to ponder the wall of ice before he was sucked into the Polar Vortex and never heard from again.
2. Somewhere, a SyFy Channel Bad Movie producer is looking at this and thinking... "Cat Glacier! The Icy Claws of Death," and telling his secretary to get a writer on line 2.
Best of dadoctah
In later years, his once-celebrated grumpiness gave way to a spirit of mere reflective melancholy.
Best of Best of
Osh Kosh B'Gosh rolls out their LSD line
"Hee Haw for Cats" was an unexpected bright spot in an otherwise dismal ratings season for Animal Planet.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Cat Thawtbubble: ♪ Green Acres is the place to be, Green Acres is the life for me. ♬
Damn this earworm!
Best of chronos the wonder pig
V the K's country cousin, Bubba the K, comes for a visit.
Best of GregMan
"Ayup, gonna need the snow-blower today."
When a Maine Coon cat gets into character, it GETS INTO CHARACTER.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Retire to Wisconsin they said. It will be great they said. Kind farmers will squirt milk into your mouth straight from the cow they said," thought Muffin, "Meanwhile that uppity ba$tard Morris is soaking up the sunshine in Florida..."
Best of Kaptain Krude
Stare out at the scenery
Talk about health insurance.
Best of wiskers
Meow-meow, meow, meow, meow.
Best of Submariner
Speaking of ice cold pu$$ies, anybody heard the latest on Hillary's 2016 run?