Monday, January 13, 2014
10 Upcoming Gaffes from Biden's Trip to Israel for Ariel Sharon's Funeral
1. Is offered tour of Wailing Wall. Asks where the whales are.
2. Asks his host "Where can a guy get a good cheeseburger around here?"
3. "So, you guys are basically 'European' when it comes to groping women, right?"
4. During Eulogy, invites Sharon to "Stand up and let 'em see ya."
5. "Thank you, thank you. I gotta tell ya' it's really great to be in Indiana again..."
6. Asks to see the Tomb of Baby Jesus.
7. "So, I hear thi Sharon fella was a Tank Commander. Did he know Mike Dukakis?"
8. "Hey, what's with the black beanies?"
9. "So, when can I meet that 'Don't Mess with the Zohan Guy?'"
10. "Some of my best friends are you people."
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"Barry wants to know why you are still on the map....."
Best of GregMan
"So do you Joos really run the world? Can you get me a pony?"
Best of Jay Guevara
Asks to see the original "Protocols of the Elders of Zion."
Best of dadoctah
"With Sharon gone, Ozzy must be devastated."
Best of Submariner
Asks his host; "Where's the best restaraunt for bacon wrapped shrimp in Tel Aviv?
Best of Submariner
During eulogy notes he's on his best behavior because doesn't want to offend "you people who REALLY crucify your opponents!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"And you should probably bring a covered dish," instructed the President, "If you are fast enough you can probably grab some of Michele's baby backs and sauce. Just toss 'em in one of those platinum chafing dishes you keep on Air Force 2. But make sure you get the dish back, you know how those people are..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
So where do I get me one of them little holy bald spot hiders? Yeah, yamikies! Do you have a glow-in-the-dark version in extra large?
Best of Steve O
Remind them that Jesus was technically only HALF Jewish.