1. "And how long until my Orgasmatron is fully operational?"
2. Achmadinnerjacket visits a dairy farm near Appleton, WI and pronounces it "Impressively Jew-Free."
3. "When that woman sat down to milk the cow I caught a brief flash of her ankle. Have the slut stoned to death."
4. "Welcome to the Josef Mengele Memorial Children's Hospital, Mr. President."
5. So, a yellow hanky in his left pocket means he's submissive and into watersports?
Best of dadoctah
Davros inspects the first-generation Daleks off the assembly line.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Fashion Designer: Our new line of stainless steel hijabs guarantee that no man will ever see a woman's face again!
Bearded Retard: Smart! Sure beats those blurry modesty glasses ultra-orthodox jews are wearing this season. Have you tried a pair? Only $59.95 at Lenscrafters, but I nearly stepped off a balcony.
Best of prince of leaves
"Well, sir, we figured as long as we were resurrecting the Mahdi, we might as well go all the way and make a clone army from Him..."
Best of prince of leaves
"So you say these vessels shall transport us to Yuggoth in comfort and safety? They look a little cramped to me."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Now all I need is the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator."
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble: "That fitting looks like my member would fit..."
Imadumbjihadist; "So, Reza, at what volume does this milking machine shut off?"
ReZa: "We have it set at 2 quarts."
Imadumbjihadist; "Everyone; leave the room!"
Best of Submariner
"...and this is where you keep the frozen camel semen, eh, Ahmed?"
Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "Hmm, sounds like a Pepsi Syndrome situation to me."
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"We'll just label these FleshLights as "Normal Size", export them to the USA, & they will cower in shame....."