Wednesday, October 09, 2013
1. "Wait? You're not Chris Matthews? What is the address here?"
2. "Maybe this will stop you from watching the Sandy Hook video and playing with yourself."
3. Pear-Shaped Moron:"Can't I just have my usual Thorazine enema?"
4. "Why does this straight jacker have C. Matthews embroidered on the sleeve?" "MSNBC had a yard sale."
5. "The safety word is 'Watermelon.'"
Best of Submariner
"Now all we need is a volunteer from the audience and a couple of flights of metal steps without a railing..."
Best of Caroe Phlogiston
Piers: "Well, yes, the gerbil actually does feel pretty good in there... but what if it wants OUT?"
Criss: Just yell "Armageddon!"
Best of Spin
Piers Morgan experiences how it feels to be totally unarmed