Monday, August 19, 2013
The Cankles 'n' Plugs Show
Plugs: "I mean, it's just unreal, isn't it? They manage to elect someone who makes *me* look intelligent, and *you* look principled!"
Best of Dactyl
Which one is cankles and which one is plugs, again?
Best of dadoctah
"Wait, I got another one! Chris Christie is so fat...."
"How fat is he?"
"He's so fat, when he sits around the House, he sits around the House AND the Senate!"
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"So I told him, 'Go ahead. Do health care. It worked for me when I did it.'"
Best of metalgarth
Alternate Reality X23459.1: When the Marines showed up at Bengazi and blasted those jihad wannabes to Kingdom Come. Wasn't that awesome Hill? I gotta run, Barry and I are looking into what useless government agencies we can shut down to reduce the deficits. He says the Department of Energy should go first and I think the Dept of Education should go first."
Best of Dr. Doom
Joe: "...so then I said I always thought that was a door too sir."
Hillary: "I would have told him you have to bow to it to get it to open..."
Best of Submariner
Damn nice queef, Hil...