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Hollywood's slump reverses after promotional rides for the A Clockwork Orange reboot hit every mall food court.
Even in death, King Kong's body is exploited for some blonde's jollies. Fay Wray fooled no one back in the day.
This would almost be acceptable under the "performance art" exception, if it weren't for that studded leather saddle.captcha: ooendi. Outtake dialogue from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Rides like this are what gives young girls unreasonable expectations.....
Bet your bottom dollar that this Femisting arms race shall spin wildly out of control.
In the afterlife, Tsarina Catherine meets Medullina on their hustings of choice.
Ang Lee's remake of A Clockwork Orange left a lot to be desired in some circles...
Historians recently located Hillary's sybian in the basement of the Governor's mansion in Little Rock. Crowds have never been larger at the Clinton Presidential Library...
[Possibly ORA] Deleted scene from the medical marijuana episode of South Park.
Their mom's are so proud......
John Wayne Bobbitt's Dudette Tavern attracts a very bizarre clientele.-OR-Warning: The Surgeon General says riding this can actually trigger Penis Envy.-OR-Did you hear the one where the mammary-obsessed guy pressured his dyslexic wife to get BIG implants?
Everyone is jumping on Anthony Weiner's bandwagon.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a giant mechanical penis is just a..., ah, well, maybe not!
Ang Lee's decision to cast the role of General Kong in his remake of "Dr. Strangelove" was controversial, to say the least.
"This ride is an actual-size anatomical model of Clinton!" President Clinton?"No, Secretary of State Clinton..."
"It's cute and a bit kinky, but really, now; do you REALLY think it's edgy enough to be one of the carnival rides at this year's Folsom Street Fair?"
ORAWe're trying to guide him to that 500 pound vagina that was wandering around during the "Diaries" run...
"Oh you SHOULDN'T have!" Sully squealed in girlish delight. "But I'm oh so glad you did!"v phrase - 41 wepays - Yes. Yes we do.
"I say! You girls get off of 'Sea Biscuit' this instant! Sir Elton will be livid...", cried the butler.
Yes, Mom, I PROMISE we'll stop before we need glasses!
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