... because Vlad is going to kill me now.
1. "So, we use the hot tub time machine to go back to 1986, take some snapshots of a certain Harvard Law student doing stacks of cocaine with his Pakistani boyfriend, and make him your total bitch for his entire presidency. Great plan."
2. "You will not remove the rubber ducky from your rectum until I command, got that bitch." "Yes, sir, Herr Kommissarr." "Good boy."
3. ORA: "'Ello, my name is Simon. Would you like to see my drawrings?"
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ORA: "What's everybody looking at?", "NOTHING"
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Vlad The Impaler Strikes Again!
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I got a bad feeling about this James Bond trailer.
Apparently, Robert Kraft didn't tell the whole story about how he had lost his Super Bowl ring.
Going about the whole mail-order bride business all wrong, ain't you, son?
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Vlad's leadership instruction videos on Youtube soon went viral...
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"...and I will hug him, and squeeze him, and call him Vlad..."