Saturday, May 18, 2013

We're going to need a bigger tampon.



Best of dadoctah
    Her friends call her "BP".
    Not that she has any friends, during Shark Week.

Best of prince of leaves
"I don't know what happened!" exclaimed a distraught Tyler. "I dozed off, heard this sudden thump and a squelched scream, and when I looked over there was nothing but a shark-shaped dent in the sand!"

Best of GregMan
Sandra Fluke's day at the beach had the predictable outcome.

Best of jimmy
   "Go Crimson Tide, baby!"
    ---Spring Break on Alabama's Gulf Coast always had a certain je ne sais quoi.

Best of Submariner
    You said "taRpon" fishing? My bad. Can I have that back?

18 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Red Tide. Ur doing it wrong.

dadoctah said...

Her friends call her "BP".

Not that she has any friends, during Shark Week.

metalgarth said...

She's looking for a man who wants "a little ketchup on his wiener"

prince of leaves said...

"I don't know what happened!" exclaimed a distraught Tyler. "I dozed off, heard this sudden thump and a squelched scream, and when I looked over there was nothing but a shark-shaped dent in the sand!"

prince of leaves said...

Samantha later got even with Chad over the tomato-juice prank with the old Babe-Ruth-in-the-hotel-pool gag.

prince of leaves said...

Prior to the unfortunate 2013 ebola epidemic, Zanzibar briefly surpassed Cancun as a popular spring break destination.

Passionate Conservative said...

ORA: Now we really know what happened to Ripley.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough whispers... to his film crew: Yes, we probably should warn her but dammit, I've never seen an on shore shark feeding frenzy before so STFU and keep filming!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

When told of the CDC finding tons of poop in public pools, 90% of those polled say they're heading to the beach where it's so much more cleaner and natural.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Betty didn't know that generic Chinese-made IUD's are 99% iron slag and thus tend to rust as fast as a cheap pack of electroplated screws from Home Depot.

GregMan said...

Sandra Fluke's day at the beach had the predictable outcome.

GregMan said...

After entering the job market, college graduates realized the effects of having voted for the Obamessiah.

jimmy said...

"Go Crimson Tide, baby!"

---Spring Break on Alabama's Gulf Coast always had a certain je ne sais quoi.

Submariner said...

No more "Hunting for Red October," eh, V?

Robert Mahoney said...
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Robert Mahoney said...

SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Not-so-clever Rush "lard ass addict" Limbaugh lost another sponsor when he ad-libbed the Depends voice-over: "Where will YOU be when your morning after pill kicks in?"

Submariner said...

You said "taRpon" fishing? My bad. Can I have that back?