Tuesday, March 26, 2013

You'll Find Out Soon Enough, Pillow-Biter



1. The City of Hell, Michigan, introduces a spectacularly unsuccessful Tourism campaign.
2. The Westboro Baptist Church was concerned that some of the new recruits "Just didn't get it."
3. Satanic Church membership fell 70% after the new ad campaign featuring their new mascot, "Pinky: The Gay 'In Yer Face' Imp."
4. Andrew Sullivan's loathing of the Roman Catholic Church finally catches up with his desperate need for attention.
5. Not only did Brucie steal the spotlight, he somehow got hold of the Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver.


Best of metalgarth
When did Elton John do a cover of Shout at the Devil?

Best of dadoctah
In an alternate universe, the Statue of Liberty was a gift not from France, but from West Los Angeles.

Best of Jay Guevara
Somewhere a father is shaking his head sadly and pouring himself a strong drink.

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Well, Satan did have a gay affair with Saddam Hussein that one time.

Best of Submariner
The case FOR unlimited drone strikes within the country: Exhibit 1.

Best of Submariner
Wait; That's NOT Prada!

17 comments:

metalgarth said...

When did Elton John do a cover of Shout at the Devil?

dadoctah said...

In an alternate universe, the Statue of Liberty was a gift not from France, but from West Los Angeles.

Jay Guevara said...

Somewhere a father is shaking his head sadly and pouring himself a strong drink.

Dr. Doom said...

Yeah Bruce - it is a lot like Detroit...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Somewhere high above the NoFlyZone, a UFO beams a message back to its home planet: Reports of illegal aliens true. However, planet is swarming with ghey ants. Suggest we avoid contact. Hate to have those things crawling all over this ship, I just had it detailed.
Lt. Roly~urp, over and out.

-OR-

Somewhere, there's a father who is NOT proudly saying: That's m'boy!

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Wanna bet an ACLU lawyer will soon be defending little Satan's Facebook picture in a wrongful termination suit?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oooops, sorry Jay G. missed your comment.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Well, Satan did have a gay affair with Saddam Hussein that one time.

prince of leaves said...

Man, that's going to be one heck of a removal job when he realizes tattoos have jumped the shark.

prince of leaves said...

Picture snapped at the exact moment Satan opened a portal beneath him so that he could find out for himself.

prince of leaves said...

Moments later, Capitol Police arrested Trixie for violating DC's strict firearms ban by brandishing his staple gun.

Submariner said...

The case FOR unlimited drone strikes within the country: Exhibit 1.

Submariner said...

Is Wham staging a reunion tour?

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Wait;

That's NOT Prada!

Submariner said...

I wondered what Johnny Weir did to stay in shape during the off season...

Submariner said...

Overall, Sully was unusually pleased with his web search results for "horny little devil."

Submariner said...

I don't really care if s/he came out, but couldn't s/he have done the decent thing for all of us and left that outfit in the closet?