Friday, March 08, 2013

Women Drivers



1. A spontaneous karaoke performance of "Word Up," Next on 'Those Whacky Zionists.'

2. "We've got spirit, yes, we do, we got spirit... hold on a second... RAT-ATAT-ATAT-ATAT-ATAT! Yea! Bite it, Rug-Kisser!... anyway... we got spirit, how bout you?"

3. "Hold on, we can't shoot until our nails are dry."

4. "He put the wrong captions under us! What a monor!"

5. "I saw the space first, you bitch!"



Best of blue
"Where is that boy from the internet that we want to have sex with?"

Best ofRodney Dill
Whaddya mean dis ain't Pismo Beach!

Best of Rodney Dill
Hummer? I don't even know her.

Best of Jack Reacher
"..and another thing--What is the deal with army food?"

Best of GregMan
"We don't need a man to change a tire!!! OK, who knows how to change a tire? Sally? Rebecca? Anyone?"



21 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

The female tank commanders could not understand why the batteries in the their tanks always needed replacing first.

blue said...

"Where is that boy from the internet that we want to have sex with?"

Rodney Dill said...

Whaddya mean dis ain't Pismo Beach!

Rodney Dill said...

...must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Rodney Dill said...

Hummer? I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

Pardon me.... Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Rodney Dill said...

Our gun is jammed... quick throw me a pop tart.

Rodney Dill said...

I always ride up here... I got Tourette's Syndrome.

Rodney Dill said...

The Fuqowee Emirate security force once again lost in the desert engage in the old, "Where the Fuqowee?" ploy.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Sargent Laverne and Corporal Shirley compare the sizes of Privates Lenny & Squiggy.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Army Training Film #28734
Where the Fuqowee?
And this is why you should always ask for directions and always fold the map neatly before inserting into the glove compartment.
(thanks Rodney)

-or-

Kawalski! Say, "If we lived here we'd be home by now" ONE.MORE.TIME and I'm gonna cap you!

Carpe Phlogiston said...


If I Were a Rich Man"
Israeli commanders later acknowledged that battlefield losses would have been significantly lower had the recon team not stopped for the requisite Fiddler on the Roof ritual dance of war.

-or-

For Frack's sake, Agnes, time's a wasting. Quitcherbitchin and take your top off like Helen's doing if you think it's so damned hot in the turret.

Jack Reacher said...

"..and another thing--What is the deal with army food?"

Spin said...

A sync'd up "Day Two" in the Sinai

Rodney Dill said...

(Both at same time)
"We Surrender!"

Dactyl said...

Y-M-C-A...

GregMan said...

"We don't need a man to change a tire!!! OK, who knows how to change a tire? Sally? Rebecca? Anyone?"

GregMan said...

"Wait! Stop the war! I broke a nail!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

All together now: Where da white men at?

Steve O said...

Both drivers are very confused with there being no one around to ask for directions.

Submariner said...

♫ Have a Tequila ♪
♫ Have aa Tequila! ♪
♫ Have aaaa Tequila! ♪
♫ We? Blitzed we are! ♪
That's "Hava Nagila" Golda...
I like my version better.