1. A spontaneous karaoke performance of "Word Up," Next on 'Those Whacky Zionists.'
2. "We've got spirit, yes, we do, we got spirit... hold on a second... RAT-ATAT-ATAT-ATAT-ATAT! Yea! Bite it, Rug-Kisser!... anyway... we got spirit, how bout you?"
3. "Hold on, we can't shoot until our nails are dry."
4. "He put the wrong captions under us! What a monor!"
5. "I saw the space first, you bitch!"
Best of blue
"Where is that boy from the internet that we want to have sex with?"
Best ofRodney Dill
Whaddya mean dis ain't Pismo Beach!
Best of Rodney Dill
Hummer? I don't even know her.
Best of Jack Reacher
"..and another thing--What is the deal with army food?"
Best of GregMan
"We don't need a man to change a tire!!! OK, who knows how to change a tire? Sally? Rebecca? Anyone?"
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The female tank commanders could not understand why the batteries in the their tanks always needed replacing first.
"Where is that boy from the internet that we want to have sex with?"
Whaddya mean dis ain't Pismo Beach!
...must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Hummer? I don't even know her.
Pardon me.... Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Our gun is jammed... quick throw me a pop tart.
I always ride up here... I got Tourette's Syndrome.
The Fuqowee Emirate security force once again lost in the desert engage in the old, "Where the Fuqowee?" ploy.
Sargent Laverne and Corporal Shirley compare the sizes of Privates Lenny & Squiggy.
Army Training Film #28734
Where the Fuqowee?
And this is why you should always ask for directions and always fold the map neatly before inserting into the glove compartment.
(thanks Rodney)
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Kawalski! Say, "If we lived here we'd be home by now" ONE.MORE.TIME and I'm gonna cap you!
If I Were a Rich Man"
Israeli commanders later acknowledged that battlefield losses would have been significantly lower had the recon team not stopped for the requisite Fiddler on the Roof ritual dance of war.
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For Frack's sake, Agnes, time's a wasting. Quitcherbitchin and take your top off like Helen's doing if you think it's so damned hot in the turret.
"..and another thing--What is the deal with army food?"
A sync'd up "Day Two" in the Sinai
(Both at same time)
"We Surrender!"
Y-M-C-A...
"We don't need a man to change a tire!!! OK, who knows how to change a tire? Sally? Rebecca? Anyone?"
"Wait! Stop the war! I broke a nail!"
All together now: Where da white men at?
Both drivers are very confused with there being no one around to ask for directions.
♫ Have a Tequila ♪
♫ Have aa Tequila! ♪
♫ Have aaaa Tequila! ♪
♫ We? Blitzed we are! ♪
That's "Hava Nagila" Golda...
I like my version better.
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