1. "All right, then, Vice President Biden... *you* pull my finger."
2. "Nope, it's not tuna. Smell my finger and guess again."
3. "We plan to build the Bitter Clinger Internment Camp right over there."
4. "Mr President, stop staring at my fingertip and look at the thing I am pointing at!"
5. "Now, to fully satisfy the first lady's appetite would require a trough of french fries thirty meters long, about the distance to those bushes over there."
Best of Double the U
♪ ♪ Look over there! (where?) There goes Reggie and his new boyfriend...♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
Best of Submariner
The Obamessiah didn't get an "Amen!" from that fella over there!
Best of Joshua
John wakes up in the hospital. "Well, let's see. I remember pointing to the 3rd grader in the second row who had a difficult question for the President. Someone yelled 'GUN!' And, that's the last thing I remember."
Best of GregMan
"...and right THERE is where we'll put the marble statue of you, Mr. President, and next to that the gold statue, and next to that..."
Best of Artfldgr
Look! i think i see one more job you can crush!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
It's not your job, idiot! The teleprompter will be right there feeding you your lines. Stop ad libbing!
Best of Rodney Dill
Third door on the left... you should've thought of that before you left.
Best of curly
"No Sir, you're wrong....Mecca is that way."
Best of Steve O
"You didn't get a HARUMPH! out of that man right there."