A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
Incredibly long lines start forming an hour before opening and consist mostly of IRS agents and career politicians, all of whom have raging hard ons.-OR-Master of Ceremonies Bawney Fwank had to be forcibly removed using the Jaws of Life after chaining himself to the colon and claiming it was love at first sight.-OR-Joe Biden got lost inside which was surprising since he's had his head up his own ass so much, he can see in the dark. -OR-Obamalama was briefly stumped when he couldn't figure out how to get his umbrella through. -OR- Congress likened the colon to the economy in recession. The only way to see any light at the end of the tunnel is to tie it in a knot.
Videos that auto play every time you visit a web site are as gay as Andrew Sullivan.
What does Andrew Sullivan have in common with President Obama.- They both suck at sh--.
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