Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Unleash the Andrew Sullivan jokes

Walk through giant inflatable colon! Learn what it's like to be a member of the Washington Press Corps! 


 Also featuring an interview with the wold's gayest cancer survivor.


Carpe Phlogiston said...

Incredibly long lines start forming an hour before opening and consist mostly of IRS agents and career politicians, all of whom have raging hard ons.


Master of Ceremonies Bawney Fwank had to be forcibly removed using the Jaws of Life after chaining himself to the colon and claiming it was love at first sight.


Joe Biden got lost inside which was surprising since he's had his head up his own ass so much, he can see in the dark.


Obamalama was briefly stumped when he couldn't figure out how to get his umbrella through.


Congress likened the colon to the economy in recession. The only way to see any light at the end of the tunnel is to tie it in a knot.

Joshua said...

Videos that auto play every time you visit a web site are as gay as Andrew Sullivan.

Steve O said...

What does Andrew Sullivan have in common with President Obama.

- They both suck at sh--.