Also featuring an interview with the wold's gayest cancer survivor.
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Carpe Phlogiston
said...
Incredibly long lines start forming an hour before opening and consist mostly of IRS agents and career politicians, all of whom have raging hard ons.
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Master of Ceremonies Bawney Fwank had to be forcibly removed using the Jaws of Life after chaining himself to the colon and claiming it was love at first sight.
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Joe Biden got lost inside which was surprising since he's had his head up his own ass so much, he can see in the dark.
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Obamalama was briefly stumped when he couldn't figure out how to get his umbrella through.
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Congress likened the colon to the economy in recession. The only way to see any light at the end of the tunnel is to tie it in a knot.
3 comments:
Incredibly long lines start forming an hour before opening and consist mostly of IRS agents and career politicians, all of whom have raging hard ons.
-OR-
Master of Ceremonies Bawney Fwank had to be forcibly removed using the Jaws of Life after chaining himself to the colon and claiming it was love at first sight.
-OR-
Joe Biden got lost inside which was surprising since he's had his head up his own ass so much, he can see in the dark.
-OR-
Obamalama was briefly stumped when he couldn't figure out how to get his umbrella through.
-OR-
Congress likened the colon to the economy in recession. The only way to see any light at the end of the tunnel is to tie it in a knot.
Videos that auto play every time you visit a web site are as gay as Andrew Sullivan.
What does Andrew Sullivan have in common with President Obama.
- They both suck at sh--.
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