1 "Hi, Mom!"
2. Yeah, the Vatican went with an old white guy. They considered picking a completely inexperienced but charismatic African guy, but then they realized that would have been a total disaster.
3. Much like runners-up in the Miss America pageants, the other Cardinals tore down the new Pope with catty comments in the dressing room.
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ORA: "The name's Francis, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you."
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"I didn't get a harumph from that guy."
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"Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch!"
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"All you wops get off the lawn."
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"....Don't cry for me, Vatican City..."
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"I come back to you now at the turn of the tide..."
Latinos: now doing the jobs *Italians* won't do.
"where are those internet boys that want to have sex with me?"
First order of business: a crusade to reclaim the Malvinas.
ORA: "The name's Francis, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you."
Over Francis' protests, the Vatican hastily cryogenically freeze dried the doddering new pope with his hand permanently raised and will just wheel him around to various pulpits. His Use By shelf life date stamp is 2094.
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The remake of Dr. Strangelove takes an odd turn when the war room is set in a Vatican bunker.
"Lighten up, Francis."
"I didn't get a harumph from that guy."
(thought bubble) I knew I should have gone into web design, every Thursday I could have been posting pictures of hot babes in little clothing...
"Somebody shoo away that damn seagull before it craps on my new outfit!"
"Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch!"
"All you wops get off the lawn."
ORA: "Cardinal Fang, read the charges!"
Wearing white before Memorial Day?!
The opening ceremonies at Comic-Con get weirder every year.
"....Don't cry for me, Vatican City..."
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