Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Too Soon?


1 "Hi, Mom!"

2. Yeah, the Vatican went with an old white guy. They considered picking a completely inexperienced but charismatic African guy, but then they realized that would have been a total disaster.

3. Much like runners-up in the Miss America pageants, the other Cardinals tore down the new Pope with catty comments in the dressing room.


Best of Spin
    First order of business: a crusade to reclaim the Malvinas.

Best of  dadoctah
ORA: "The name's Francis, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you."

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
The remake of Dr. Strangelove takes an odd turn when the war room is set in a Vatican bunker.

Best of  Rodney Dill
"I didn't get a harumph from that guy."

Best of  GregMan
    "Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch!"

Best of  Rodney Dill
    "All you wops get off the lawn."

Best of Scotty G.
    Wearing white before Memorial Day?!

Best of Jack Reacher
    The opening ceremonies at Comic-Con get weirder every year.

Best of  kg
    "....Don't cry for me, Vatican City..."




15 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"I come back to you now at the turn of the tide..."

prince of leaves said...

Latinos: now doing the jobs *Italians* won't do.

chronos the wonder pig said...

"where are those internet boys that want to have sex with me?"

Spin said...

First order of business: a crusade to reclaim the Malvinas.

dadoctah said...

ORA: "The name's Francis, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Over Francis' protests, the Vatican hastily cryogenically freeze dried the doddering new pope with his hand permanently raised and will just wheel him around to various pulpits. His Use By shelf life date stamp is 2094.

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The remake of Dr. Strangelove takes an odd turn when the war room is set in a Vatican bunker.

Rodney Dill said...

"Lighten up, Francis."

"I didn't get a harumph from that guy."

Double the U said...

(thought bubble) I knew I should have gone into web design, every Thursday I could have been posting pictures of hot babes in little clothing...

GregMan said...

"Somebody shoo away that damn seagull before it craps on my new outfit!"

GregMan said...

"Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch!"

Rodney Dill said...

"All you wops get off the lawn."

GregMan said...

ORA: "Cardinal Fang, read the charges!"

Scotty G. said...

Wearing white before Memorial Day?!

Jack Reacher said...

The opening ceremonies at Comic-Con get weirder every year.

kg said...

"....Don't cry for me, Vatican City..."