Friday, March 15, 2013

The Senile Dingbat From California (One of Several, Actually)

Sondra K

Diane Feinstein is so old...


#WhenDianeFeinsteinWasIn6thGrade John McCain was still in Huggies.
#WhenDianeFeinsteinWasIn6thGrade A kid got suspended for bringing a ballista to class.
#WhenDianeFeinsteinWasIn6thGrade Her basketball cheer was "Go Laurasia, Beat Gondwanaland."
#WhenDianeFeinsteinWasIn6thGrade The ink on the Constitution was still wet
#WhenDianeFeinsteinWasIn6thGrade the periodic table had four elements in it.
#WhenDianeFeinsteinWasIn6thGrade the lightbulb was considered a "charming theory.
#WhenDianeFeinsteinWasIn6thGrade She had to memorize all 22 state capitols
#WhenDianeFeinsteinWasIn6thGrade Adolph Hitler was known as a fairly stable veteran of the Geeat War #WhenDianeFeinsteinWasIn6thGrade Abe Lincoln hadn't killed his first vampire yet.
#WhenDianeFeinsteinWasIn6thGrade Yoda was still a Padawan.



Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
This is how I eat a corn dog, too. I don't just hold it sideways and lick butter off the kernels.

Best of  GregMan
"No, Mr. Cruz, Gavin Newsome sucks it like this, with his left hand! I should know, I taught him!"

Best of  jimmy
DiFi so old...her social security number is 4.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm not a sixth-grader," DiFi pounded on the desk for emphasis. "I just have a sixth-grader's view of the Constitution!"

Best of  Submariner
Looks like they're making the remake of C.H.U.D. MUCH, MUCH scarier than the original...

15 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This is how I eat a corn dog, too. I don't just hold it sideways and lick butter off the kernels.

-or-

Sir, if I want to turn the entire country into the same kind of cesspool I've made my state I'll damn well do it! I'm a senator and we have extraordinary powers to screw citizens!

GregMan said...

"No, Mr. Cruz, Gavin Newsome sucks it like this, with his left hand! I should know, I taught him!"

GregMan said...

Man, the "Oral M.I.L.F.S. Gone Wild" pr0n series just isn't what it used to be...

Spineless Vertebrae said...
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jimmy said...

DiFi so old...her social security number is 4.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm not a sixth-grader," DiFi pounded on the desk for emphasis. "I just have a sixth-grader's view of the Constitution!"

Submariner said...

"it's been a very long time since any man would even CONSIDER giving me a 'gravy moustache' IYKWIMAISTYD..."

Submariner said...

ORA?

Doing her best Sister Mary Elephant; "Young man, gimme that gun!"

Submariner said...

Hillary and Michelle in 16?
Yeah, right...

Submariner said...

Y'all are just cruel. Sistah DiFi is simply demonstrating proper brushing technique to the nation's poor who can't afford reasonable dental care because all you rich SOBs won't pay your fair shair!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"...and THAT'S when I grabbed hold ot the Secretary of State and gave her a good tongue-lashing..."

Submariner said...

Sister Murray? Do you ever get that "Not so fresh feeling?"

Dr. Doom said...

Actually we would have to lower the scholastic standards for sixth graders significantly for you to qualify Senator...

Jeff Foxworthy are you paying attention?

Submariner said...

Looks like they're making the remake of C.H.U.D. MUCH, MUCH scarier than the original...