Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Skanks and Friends



1. "Is that a half-baked conspiracy theory in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

2. The babes from InfoWars went over way better than the gimps from PrisonPlanet.

3. "OK, the one on the left can talk to me about Ron Paul, the one on the right is too much of a butterface."

4. "Oh, please, officer, don't arrest and lock us in a hot, sweaty prison cell. Under all that tension, the resulting erotic catfight would be just too unbearable."

5. "Cool! I told you there was one straight cop in Austin. And we found him!"

6 comments:

Whacko said...

"Whadya say we run this flag up a pole and see who salutes?"

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Look Mom...Lesbians."

GregMan said...

Skanks for the mammaries...

Whcko said...

Cop thought bubble: "They can't be lesbos, everyone knows lesbos are fat."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Red's Thawtbubble: Threesome!
Cop's Thawtbubble: Threesome!
Blonde's Thawtbubble: Why is INFO at war? My bubblegum's lost its flavor. I feel bloaty. I love kittehs.

Scotty G. said...

Somebody's got a touch of Hover Hands.

"Hover Hand is an awkward photo pose in which the subject wraps an arm around a companion with their hand hovering away from the companion’s body. Hover hands usually signify that the person feels uncomfortable or lacks the confidence required to make physical contact."