"The Bible" Miniseries really nailed it when they cast Satan.
Best of prince of leaves
"Slide up ass with care? Preposterous. That would mean removing my butt closures."
Best of Dr. Doom
Now it all makes sense...
Inventive and ruthless scavenger - check.
Nasty disposition when confronted - check.
skulks about taking the fruits of others' labor - check.
...the President is a Jawa!
Best of metalgarth
I guess Palpatine went to some bath houses in Chicago to get a new apprentice.
Best of Rodney Dill
Terrible job of type casting... I'm sure the devil looks a whole lot more like Obama than this guy does.
Best of Submariner
Wonder if Chrissy Matthews got a thrill down his leg when Satan appeared Sunday night?
Best of Dactyl
Tried to Force-lightning Samuel L. Jackson, and now I look like this. Black-on-black violence has got to end!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
On his visit to Israel, Obamalama goes out for an early morning walk and gets lost in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. Nobody misses him, though his teleprompter suffers a mild case of separation anxiety.