Monday, March 18, 2013

Old Scratch

"The Bible" Miniseries really nailed it when they cast Satan.


Best of prince of leaves "Slide up ass with care? Preposterous. That would mean removing my butt closures." Best of Dr. Doom Now it all makes sense... Inventive and ruthless scavenger - check. Nasty disposition when confronted - check. skulks about taking the fruits of others' labor - check. ...the President is a Jawa! Best of metalgarth I guess Palpatine went to some bath houses in Chicago to get a new apprentice. Best of Rodney Dill Terrible job of type casting... I'm sure the devil looks a whole lot more like Obama than this guy does. Best of Submariner Wonder if Chrissy Matthews got a thrill down his leg when Satan appeared Sunday night? Best of Dactyl Tried to Force-lightning Samuel L. Jackson, and now I look like this. Black-on-black violence has got to end! Best of Carpe Phlogiston On his visit to Israel, Obamalama goes out for an early morning walk and gets lost in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. Nobody misses him, though his teleprompter suffers a mild case of separation anxiety.

18 comments:

prince of leaves said...

I guess it's true what they say about the presidency aging one.

prince of leaves said...

After her fact-finding trip to Damascus, the former Speaker was uncertain about the prospects for a peaceful resolution to the conflict.

prince of leaves said...

"Slide up ass with care? Preposterous. That would mean removing my butt closures."

Kaptain Krude said...

Sorry, just don't see this guy tempting a woman at all.




wv: mmuctX - That's not how you spell "mutant X", word verification thingy.

Submariner said...

Give yourself over to the dark side, young Cruz. Spend! Spend! SPEND!
Only then will you truly underrstand the power of the empire!

Submariner said...

Some guys will try anything to get away from the old ball and chain, eh Barry?

Rodney Dill said...

Beelzebum

Beelzebama

Joshua said...

Hmmmm. Has anyone ever actually seen both Obama and Satan in the same room at the same time?

Dr. Doom said...

Now it all makes sense...
Inventive and ruthless scavenger - check.
Nasty disposition when confronted - check.
skulks about taking the fruits of others' labor - check.
...the President is a Jawa!

metalgarth said...

I guess Palpatine went to some bath houses in Chicago to get a new apprentice.

ColoradoPatriot said...

"Come to the Dark Side, young Kirk."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As always, the devil's in the details. Tricky fellow wears the hood to hide a revolving mask - capable of portraying the visage of bleeding heart liberals or oppressive conservative zealots... all depends on the audience to whom he's pandering.

Rodney Dill said...

They all look alike... Devils that is.

Rodney Dill said...

Terrible job of type casting... I'm sure the devil looks a whole lot more like Obama than this guy does.

Submariner said...

Wonder if Chrissy Matthews got a thrill down his leg when Satan appeared Sunday night?

Submariner said...

My how Olympus has fallen...

Dactyl said...

Tried to Force-lightning Samuel L. Jackson, and now I look like this. Black-on-black violence has got to end!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

On his visit to Israel, Obamalama goes out for an early morning walk and gets lost in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. Nobody misses him, though his teleprompter suffers a mild case of separation anxiety.