Monday, March 11, 2013

Official Toothpaste of SXSW


5 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

At the Hate Crimes Tribunal, the defense asked one question: Your honor, how successful would my client's product be if they touted "BLACK Power" and called it a "tooth blackener?"
Unmoved by this, the liberal judge ordered the company shuttered, the executives shot, put 183 people out of work and distributed the remaindered products free to toothless illegals in LA.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

They were going to have a black family instead, but decided against it because they wanted a small family with the father in the picture.

Rodney Dill said...

Keep calm while trying....

dadoctah said...

Irony Alert: today's laundry day for me, so I'll be separating my whites from my coloreds.

Submariner said...

Vegas is giving 3:2 odds that Rev Jackson will boycott this product before Rev Sharpton.