A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
Hell NO, I want a SINGLE, not a double! What do you think I am, a PRIEST?-OR-Could you schedule a wake up call? I hate getting up on Sunday mornings.-OR-That's F.R.A.N.C.I.S Last name? Gee, I dunno, SMITH has a nice ring to it.-OR-Yes, the in-room lobster dinner, a bottle of your best wine, lots of after dinner mints and make sure the prOn channel is up and running. Put it on the Vatican's tab.
"...and put the hookers on a separate bill, I don't suppose I can expense them anyway."
"no, no I did not use the mini-bar, I just changed water into wine & got tanked for free!"
"...but I slept in a Holy See Inn Express last night..."
You're the Pope?Gotta admit, that's a new one. But you still owe for 3 nights.
I'm sorry, we don't have any rooms.Some conference is in town.
"Nice white robe. What are you supposed to be, Elvis?"
OK, how many times DID you watch "Afro Whores?"
"...and another thing; none of that crappy Italian wine, capische?"
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