Friday, March 15, 2013

Made Me Lol


Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hell NO, I want a SINGLE, not a double! What do you think I am, a PRIEST?


Could you schedule a wake up call? I hate getting up on Sunday mornings.


That's F.R.A.N.C.I.S
Last name? Gee, I dunno, SMITH has a nice ring to it.


Yes, the in-room lobster dinner, a bottle of your best wine, lots of after dinner mints and make sure the prOn channel is up and running. Put it on the Vatican's tab.

chronos the wonder pig said...

"...and put the hookers on a separate bill, I don't suppose I can expense them anyway."

blue said...

"no, no I did not use the mini-bar, I just changed water into wine & got tanked for free!"

prince of leaves said...

"...but I slept in a Holy See Inn Express last night..."

kg said...

You're the Pope?

Gotta admit, that's a new one. But you still owe for 3 nights.

kg said...

I'm sorry, we don't have any rooms.

Some conference is in town.

dadoctah said...

"Nice white robe. What are you supposed to be, Elvis?"

Submariner said...

OK, how many times DID you watch "Afro Whores?"

Submariner said...

"...and another thing; none of that crappy Italian wine, capische?"