Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Lady, Smiths, Blacks, and a Bozo

Brender


"I think I'm going to kill myself"

1. Family Reunions between the Dunhams and the Obamas always went awry at some point. 

2. Charles Thoughtbubble: "Damn that butler's hearing, I told him to bring me some fresh pairs of knickers." 

3. "Dammit, I told you kaffirs not to start the sacrifice until I finished singing 'God Save the Queen!'"

4. Charles's Thoughtbubble. 

5.  "And now that the cannibals have finished consuming my rivals to the throne, pass me the damn scepter. Allahu Akbar!"





Best of Jay Guevara
"I hereby call this meeting of the Detroit City Council to order. Or as close to order as they can come."

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"That racist honky prince requested Camptown Races..."

Best of prince of leaves
"I say...someone needs to tell these chaps that polka-dotted pyjamas are not appropriate in a church." - thought the divorced adulterer.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I see that Old Navy had a sale."
Far off over the horizon, the sound of one Dawn's head popping could be heard.

Best of Spin
"The natives are revolting"

Best of champaignken
ORA - "Look grandfather - Nubians!"

Best of Submariner
ORA "...everybody takes Queen."

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "Every one of them is more appealing than Camilla..."

Best of GregMan
"How nice, they even have a cookbook to give us as a present."

Best of jimmy
"Oh, goodness, is this that clever little 'Jackson Five' group I've heard so much about? Which one is that weird chap, Michael?"

Best of Dr. Doom
Charles: "Camilla and I would like to welcome the entire diplomatic Corps of Namibia to our humble estate..."
Camilla: "Dayuuuuum!"

26 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Proving once again - You can take the black caucus out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the black caucus.

-OR-

Britain's Got Talent
Princely Thawtbubble: Gawd I hate rappers, but they're funny to watch.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: Why DID we do away with slavery??

Jay Guevara said...

"I hereby call this meeting of the Detroit City Council to order. Or as close to order as they can come."

Jay Guevara said...

Joyous celebration greeted the African country's first successful moon shot.

dadoctah said...

*That's* what an heir apparent to the throne needs: back-up singers!

blue said...

"I want o be King but the Queen is still alive,I wonder if these are are real cannibals........"

chronos the wonder pig said...

"That racist honky prince requested Camptown Races..."

prince of leaves said...

"I say...someone needs to tell these chaps that polka-dotted pyjamas are not appropriate in a church." - thought the divorced adulterer.

Jay Guevara said...

"Do you guys know 'Melancholy Baby'?"

Joshua said...

And with a thumbs down the lions were soon released.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I see that Old Navy had a sale."


Far off over the horizon, the sound of one Dawn's head popping could be heard.

Spin said...

"The natives are revolting"

Submariner said...

Charlie and the Pips?

Just ain't got the ring of Gladys Knight...

champaignken said...

ORA - "Look grandfather - Nubians!"

Submariner said...

ORA

"...everybody takes Queen."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Ohhhh; so THAT'S why the writers keep referring to the "heart of blackest Africa..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Every one of them is more appealing than Camilla..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "Oh my; my little prince is standing at attention! Let's see; say a few penitential prayers with the Vicar? No; might as well ask to bring them all back to the palace and go for the value pack deal with the Bishop of Canterbury..."

Jay Guevara said...

Prince Charles thought bubble: "I do so hope the police are nearby."

Submariner said...

♪ A little bit louder now.♫
A Little Bit Louder Now.
A LITTLE BIT LOUDER NOW.
OH-OH-OH-OOOOHHH!

GregMan said...

Charles checks to make sure his wallet is still in his pocket, and feels guilty about it almost immediately.

GregMan said...

"How nice, they even have a cookbook to give us as a present."

jimmy said...

"Oh, goodness, is this that clever little 'Jackson Five' group I've heard so much about? Which one is that weird chap, Michael?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Oh, I see, it's like when you yanks blared loudspeakers into Noriega's compound to drive him batty!"
The Prince visits the US Congress, and Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and members of the black caucus demonstrate the art of protesting for more "entitlements."

Dr. Doom said...

Moments later it occurred to His Highness that the sun truly had set on the British Empire...

Dr. Doom said...

"I wonder if one of these chaps would loan Camilla his hat to wear to Ascot this year..", thought Prince Charles.

Dr. Doom said...

Charles: "Camilla and I would like to welcome the entire diplomatic Corps of Namibia to our humble estate..."

Camilla: "Dayuuuuum!"