1. Two guys who went full retard and never came back.
2. "I know, Jesse, wouldn't it be cool if America could have a ruler who bypassed Congress to impose laws, confiscated wealth, and nationalized industry with the full support of a media complex that was completely supportive of everything he did. It would be so awesome."
3. "Jesse... is it... twoo?"
4. "No... *I* hate America more!"
5. The argument who had the most STD's ... Madonna or Tamara Holder... continued well into the night."
Best of GregMan
"Aw, man, Jesse, first Hitler, then Stalin, then Pol Pot, and now Hugo... why do the good ones always go so soon?"
Best of Submariner
Yea, I know they've yellowed; but I quit using that "white power" toothpaste in solidarity with your people...
Best of Jack Reacher
For the last time, Jesse, I'm not The Snowman. That was just a movie role. However, I am holding...
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"Aw, man, Jesse, first Hitler, then Stalin, then Pol Pot, and now Hugo... why do the good ones always go so soon?"
"I just wish I could have sucked his c*ck one last time."
"Sorry, Rev; I left the magic dixie cup in New Orleans..."
Yea, I know they've yellowed; but I quit using that "white power" toothpaste in solidarity with your people...
So how DID you get rid of She-hag, Jesse?
Wanna do the "Weekend At Hugo's" thing with me?
ORA
Sorry Jesse, not really sure where to find a "smelly pirate hooker..."
Jesse: "So are you behind me then?"
Sean: "Like Sisyphus behind his boulder."
For the last time, Jesse, I'm not The Snowman. That was just a movie role. However, I am holding...
I can haz snort?
Don't think so, Jesse, this stash is only for people I trust. Me, myself and... whoever that hot little blonde is who just strutted through the door behind you.
-OR-
So, hows do I gets me an actin gig?
Jesse, you're a one trick pony. You have "black man acts indignant" down pat, but pompous character actors are a dime a dozen. Maybe you could try pr0n?
Forget dat... I'm not a shower or grower.
Yeah, that news is all over Bawney Frwank's steamroom.
"Excuse me, is this the pandering for relevance line," asked Mr. Penn?
Stand back whilst I whip dis out...
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