Monday, March 11, 2013
JJ and Spicoli Mourn a Tyrant
1. Two guys who went full retard and never came back.
2. "I know, Jesse, wouldn't it be cool if America could have a ruler who bypassed Congress to impose laws, confiscated wealth, and nationalized industry with the full support of a media complex that was completely supportive of everything he did. It would be so awesome."
3. "Jesse... is it... twoo?"
4. "No... *I* hate America more!"
5. The argument who had the most STD's ... Madonna or Tamara Holder... continued well into the night."
Best of GregMan
"Aw, man, Jesse, first Hitler, then Stalin, then Pol Pot, and now Hugo... why do the good ones always go so soon?"
Best of Submariner
Yea, I know they've yellowed; but I quit using that "white power" toothpaste in solidarity with your people...
Best of Jack Reacher
For the last time, Jesse, I'm not The Snowman. That was just a movie role. However, I am holding...