Monday, March 11, 2013

JJ and Spicoli Mourn a Tyrant



1. Two guys who went full retard and never came back.

2. "I know, Jesse, wouldn't it be cool if America could have a ruler who bypassed Congress to impose laws, confiscated wealth, and nationalized industry with the full support of a media complex that was completely supportive of everything he did. It would be so awesome."

3. "Jesse... is it... twoo?"

4. "No... *I* hate America more!"

5. The argument who had the most STD's ... Madonna or Tamara Holder... continued well into the night."



Best of GregMan
"Aw, man, Jesse, first Hitler, then Stalin, then Pol Pot, and now Hugo... why do the good ones always go so soon?"

Best of Submariner
Yea, I know they've yellowed; but I quit using that "white power" toothpaste in solidarity with your people...

Best of Jack Reacher
For the last time, Jesse, I'm not The Snowman. That was just a movie role. However, I am holding...



12 comments:

GregMan said...

"Aw, man, Jesse, first Hitler, then Stalin, then Pol Pot, and now Hugo... why do the good ones always go so soon?"

GregMan said...

"I just wish I could have sucked his c*ck one last time."

Submariner said...

"Sorry, Rev; I left the magic dixie cup in New Orleans..."

Submariner said...

Yea, I know they've yellowed; but I quit using that "white power" toothpaste in solidarity with your people...

Submariner said...

So how DID you get rid of She-hag, Jesse?

Submariner said...

Wanna do the "Weekend At Hugo's" thing with me?

Submariner said...

ORA

Sorry Jesse, not really sure where to find a "smelly pirate hooker..."

Rodney Dill said...

Jesse: "So are you behind me then?"
Sean: "Like Sisyphus behind his boulder."

Jack Reacher said...

For the last time, Jesse, I'm not The Snowman. That was just a movie role. However, I am holding...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I can haz snort?
Don't think so, Jesse, this stash is only for people I trust. Me, myself and... whoever that hot little blonde is who just strutted through the door behind you.

-OR-

So, hows do I gets me an actin gig?
Jesse, you're a one trick pony. You have "black man acts indignant" down pat, but pompous character actors are a dime a dozen. Maybe you could try pr0n?
Forget dat... I'm not a shower or grower.
Yeah, that news is all over Bawney Frwank's steamroom.

Dr. Doom said...

"Excuse me, is this the pandering for relevance line," asked Mr. Penn?

Submariner said...

Stand back whilst I whip dis out...