Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Hell's Twink

 

1.Factoid: Before becoming an Oscar winning director, Ang Lee directed commercials for Underwood Deviled Ham.

2. "Get thee behind me, Satan!" exclaimed an excited Harry Reid. 

3. Harvey Milk High School presents their spring musical adaptation of Little Nicky.

4. "I always felt like I was a demon trapped in a human body," explained Rick after announcing ACLU support for his lawsuit.

5. Sometimes, Amish teens go way, way too far during their Rumspringa. 


Best of metalgarth
I like the old Slayer album covers much better.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste."

Best of Rodney Dill
Hey Hugo Chavez... Welcome to my neighborhood.

Best of Submariner
New Jersey fans are just plain wierd!

Best of prince of leaves
ST:ORA - For an uncomfortable but intriguing moment, Kirk found himself aroused by yet another strangely-colored alien with contrived Western mythological symbolism.

Best of prince of leaves
Oddly enough, trailer-trash demons get reverse wifebeater tan lines.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Some congressional interns have an easy time fitting in with the legislative mindset.

Best of Submariner
When AoM said she wanted to get a little devilish on Tuesday, AoD first got excited. Then he came home to this...

15 comments:

metalgarth said...

I like the old Slayer album covers much better.

Rodney Dill said...

What's black and white and ... Oh nevermind.

Rodney Dill said...

"Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste."

Rodney Dill said...

Hey Hugo Chavez... Welcome to my neighborhood.

Rodney Dill said...

Ok back to Livonia... You've taunted Kwame Kilpatrick long enough.

Rodney Dill said...

Yea I do that... my friend here gets 15%.

Rodney Dill said...

If the devil bypasses you, he'll just go for an udder.

Submariner said...

Deviled ham for dinner?

Submariner said...

New Jersey fans are just plain wierd!

dadoctah said...

Okay, that's just *way* too much niacin!

prince of leaves said...

ST:ORA - For an uncomfortable but intriguing moment, Kirk found himself aroused by yet another strangely-colored alien with contrived Western mythological symbolism.

prince of leaves said...

Oddly enough, trailer-trash demons get reverse wifebeater tan lines.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bad News/Good News for Dad -
BAD: Idiot son used indelible dye.
GOOD: At least he wasn't wearing a dress and fishnet hose.

-OR-

Some congressional interns have an easy time fitting in with the legislative mindset.

-OR-

Liberal gun control advocates confuse background checks with sci-fi scanners that could reveal this under normal clothing.
Conservatives see this without a scanner just by looking at a liberal.

Submariner said...

Announcement of the casting call for Ang Lee's live-action remake of Disney's "Hercules" brought out the usual assortment of, ahem, actors...

Submariner said...

When AoM said she wanted to get a little devilish on Tuesday, AoD first got excited. Then he came home to this...