Friday, March 22, 2013
1. "Nice move, M'Chel, gutting Gordon Ramsey with your b'atleth." "Shut up, p'tagh, and help me eat his entrails."
2. "Thanks for the tour of the White House Kitchen, M'Chel. Why are there 101 Dalmatian carcasses in the meat locker?"
3. Big Bird: "Can you believe 51% of voters thought keeping me hip deep in Federal subsidies was more important than economic growth or sound fiscal policy?"
4. Big Bird: "My brother is a real bad-ass; he's kicked the sh-t out of Peter Griffin like half a dozen times."
5. "Wow! You sh-t in the sink too? So, do I?"
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Big Bird: "This is a nice kitchen and.... why are you approaching me with that shovel?"
Best of metalgarth
Just curious M'Chel. Why did you want me to bring a huge bag of croutons and some gravy?
Best of dadoctah
"Bert and Ernie would never tell you this, but they're really pleased with your positive stance on their committed same-sex relationship. Just watch out for Elmo, because he's going to try to push for the same kind of acceptance of touching young boys."
Best of GregMan
"Am I mostly white meat or dark meat? Isn't it kind of racist to ask me that, M'Chel?"
Best of Dactyl
Which one of us is hallucinating, do you think?
Best of Kaptain Krude
Why do I have the feeling that M'Chel'l will have a new yellow feather boa to wear at the next Obama speech reading?
Best of prince of leaves
Cryptozoologists were excited by new photographic evidence proving the existence of both the Roc and Sasquatch.