Mahmoud: Dayam, I just need a little more time to complete da BOMB! Bam: You? I just need a little more time to totally destroy the US society from the inside! Mahmoud: Instead of burying Huey, let's siphon off Venezuala's oil revenue. I could sure use the cash, those sanctions are killing me. Bam:Sorry 'bout that by the way. Okay, 50-50 split. It should cover the illegals infrastructure burden and gun control with enough left over to feed old shovelmouth for a month. Mahmoud: Hah, thought you were going to say enough to buy more guns fore Mexican drug lords. Bam: I said I was sorry for the sanctions, stop needling me.
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Weekend at Hugo's......
Two deadbeats holding up a corpse as their ideal model of a leader?
Mahmoud: "How do you make a dead Hugo float?"
Barack: "A quart of root beer and two scoops of dead Hugo."
Mahmoud: Dayam, I just need a little more time to complete da BOMB!
Bam: You? I just need a little more time to totally destroy the US society from the inside!
Mahmoud: Instead of burying Huey, let's siphon off Venezuala's oil revenue. I could sure use the cash, those sanctions are killing me.
Bam: Sorry 'bout that by the way. Okay, 50-50 split. It should cover the illegals infrastructure burden and gun control with enough left over to feed old shovelmouth for a month.
Mahmoud: Hah, thought you were going to say enough to buy more guns fore Mexican drug lords.
Bam: I said I was sorry for the sanctions, stop needling me.
>Insert favorite 'dead baby' joke here.<
Stick a fork in him... he's done.
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