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Wifespeak Translations by Husband:a) "Maybe later" never means "maybe later"b) "We'll see" means "Maybe later"c) "I have a headache" means "Not Tonight"d) Any of the above means "You really screwed up and I haven't forgiven you, buster."
Do men want to have sex with her?
"Shut up," she explained.
Irony: Her last name is Webster.
Let's see if I have this right:No = NoYes = MaybeMaybe = I don't knowI don't know = PerhapsPerhaps = PossiblePossible = You heartless bastardYou heartless bastard = I'm going to mother's!
Hey kids! It's fill in the blanks time! I need _______ because ____ means ____ but sometimes _____ doesn't mean ______.Old Navy; a sale; a sale; this reference; Dawn's head will explode.How many more can you find?
I just said no to her...and I ment it!
back of the sign reads " I stomp on Jesus"
Explanation for the simple-minded: Sometimes NO means nitrous oxide, and sometimes Yes means the band that did "I've Seen All Good People".
...I didn't get a Harumph from her.
Next sign said: "I need feminism because males have all the good jobs here on the Planet of the Apes".
Also, in her native language. Pt'aggh means Pt'aggh!!!
and on the flip side;"Maybe" somtimes means "Maybe.""Black" means "White" but "War"rarely mean "Peace." "Bad" means "Good" but "Come Hear" means "Don't You Dare Touch Me!"There is no word whatsover that means "You're Getting Lucky."
I got a BS in "Womyn's Studies," the taxpayer picked up the tab, but I couldn't find a job in my field so I went back to school.I got my MS in "Advanced Womyn's Studies," the taxpayer picked up the tab, but I still couldn't find a job in my field so I went back to school.I got my PhD in "Therotetical Destoning of Male Oppressors" and finally found a job in my field teaching "Womyn's Studies" on the public dole.I AM the 1%
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