Friday, March 29, 2013

Feminist Logic



This is why men turn ghey.

14 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wifespeak Translations by Husband:
a) "Maybe later" never means "maybe later"
b) "We'll see" means "Maybe later"
c) "I have a headache" means "Not Tonight"
d) Any of the above means "You really screwed up and I haven't forgiven you, buster."

Jay Guevara said...

Do men want to have sex with her?



Rodney Dill said...

"Shut up," she explained.

Kaptain Krude said...

Irony: Her last name is Webster.

Kaptain Krude said...

Let's see if I have this right:

No = No
Yes = Maybe
Maybe = I don't know
I don't know = Perhaps
Perhaps = Possible
Possible = You heartless bastard
You heartless bastard = I'm going to mother's!

Kaptain Krude said...

Hey kids! It's fill in the blanks time!

I need _______ because ____ means ____ but sometimes _____ doesn't mean ______.

Old Navy; a sale; a sale; this reference; Dawn's head will explode.

How many more can you find?

chronos the wonder pig said...

I just said no to her...and I ment it!

blue said...

back of the sign reads " I stomp on Jesus"

dadoctah said...

Explanation for the simple-minded: Sometimes NO means nitrous oxide, and sometimes Yes means the band that did "I've Seen All Good People".

Rodney Dill said...

...I didn't get a Harumph from her.

metalgarth said...

Next sign said: "I need feminism because males have all the good jobs here on the Planet of the Apes".

metalgarth said...

Also, in her native language. Pt'aggh means Pt'aggh!!!

Submariner said...

and on the flip side;

"Maybe" somtimes means "Maybe."

"Black" means "White" but "War"
rarely mean "Peace."

"Bad" means "Good" but "Come Hear" means "Don't You Dare Touch Me!"

There is no word whatsover that means "You're Getting Lucky."

Submariner said...

I got a BS in "Womyn's Studies," the taxpayer picked up the tab, but I couldn't find a job in my field so I went back to school.
I got my MS in "Advanced Womyn's Studies," the taxpayer picked up the tab, but I still couldn't find a job in my field so I went back to school.
I got my PhD in "Therotetical Destoning of Male Oppressors" and finally found a job in my field teaching "Womyn's Studies" on the public dole.

I AM the 1%