Friday, March 29, 2013

Booze!



1. "Don't mind if I do, Senator Crapo."

2. Someone just saw her new health care premium under Obamacare.

3. The spirit of Ted Kennedy lives on.

4. Considering this is one of the engineers who designed North Korea's targeting software... Austin has nothing to worry about.

5. Downing a bottle of Jack twice a day was a grueling ritual, but Kim was determined to become an embarrassing shambling wreck like her role model - Margaret Cho.

17 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

11/8/2012: Conservatives react to Obama's re-election.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sarah Palin getting hammered after finally realizing she's totally irrelevant.

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How Rush Limbaugh imagines all liberal women get ready for dates.

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How Rush Limbaugh imagines all women practice giving BJ's.

prince of leaves said...

Her drinking habits certainly explain the grouping.

blue said...

"..and after I swallow this I'll swallow you..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"A tennis ball through a garden hose, eh?" Wuan Ho Mua suddenly found her life's calling.

Kaptain Krude said...

It was awfully nice of Judy to sterilize her frequently-used equipment.

Whacko said...

If a half gallon doesn't get the taste out of your mouth, nothing will.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Attempts to eliminate telecommuting in favor of two hour daily commutes, high gas and parking fees and hours wasted in unproductive meetings backfired when a picture allegedly of an unsupervised worker goofing off at home turned out to be a lobbyist's wife.

dadoctah said...

"Got it at Wal-Mart. Another four or five bottles of this and I'm gonna start feeling a little BUZZED!"

dadoctah said...

The one Asian Chelsea Handler can't make fun of.

Spin said...

♫ Oh I love my Whiskey Girl ♫

dadoctah said...

Ironically, although her father used to swill the stuff day-in and day-out, when she gets enough of it in her it's the only time she *doesn't* think about him.

Submariner said...

Mom!?!

Submariner said...

How a date gets ready for dubs "compliments" on her curves...

Dr. Doom said...

What Sandra Fluke spends her money on now that she doesn't have to buy birth control. Step right up fellas - everyone's a winner...

Submariner said...

I feel the same way when I accidentally select MSNBC...

Steve O said...

She's not drinking to make herself more fun to be with. She's drinking to make YOU more fun to be with.

But, either way...