A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
11/8/2012: Conservatives react to Obama's re-election.
Sarah Palin getting hammered after finally realizing she's totally irrelevant.-OR-How Rush Limbaugh imagines all liberal women get ready for dates.-OR-How Rush Limbaugh imagines all women practice giving BJ's.
Her drinking habits certainly explain the grouping.
"..and after I swallow this I'll swallow you..."
"A tennis ball through a garden hose, eh?" Wuan Ho Mua suddenly found her life's calling.
It was awfully nice of Judy to sterilize her frequently-used equipment.
If a half gallon doesn't get the taste out of your mouth, nothing will.
Attempts to eliminate telecommuting in favor of two hour daily commutes, high gas and parking fees and hours wasted in unproductive meetings backfired when a picture allegedly of an unsupervised worker goofing off at home turned out to be a lobbyist's wife.
"Got it at Wal-Mart. Another four or five bottles of this and I'm gonna start feeling a little BUZZED!"
The one Asian Chelsea Handler can't make fun of.
♫ Oh I love my Whiskey Girl ♫
Ironically, although her father used to swill the stuff day-in and day-out, when she gets enough of it in her it's the only time she *doesn't* think about him.
How a date gets ready for dubs "compliments" on her curves...
What Sandra Fluke spends her money on now that she doesn't have to buy birth control. Step right up fellas - everyone's a winner...
I feel the same way when I accidentally select MSNBC...
She's not drinking to make herself more fun to be with. She's drinking to make YOU more fun to be with.But, either way...
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