1. And representing the current ideological range of the Democrat Party (L-R) k.d. lang, Creed Bratton, the Lord Mayor of Munchkinland, and Malcolm X.
2. Andrew Sullivan was relieved when Bloomberg told him that 64 oz. soda bottles could still legally be used for anal penetration.
3. Mayor Bloomers warns the city about a new outbreak of "Boogie Fever."
4. Mayor Bloomberg and Rachel Maddow open the left-wing counterpart to CPAC, Democrats United for More Bureaucracy.
5. Rachel Maddow not only farts on the American flag, she hand wafts the fumes onto it.
Best of GregMan
Bloomie shows why his next act of liberal paternalism will be to ban the "Harlem Shake". This time, no one objects.
Best of Submariner
"How happy are GEICO customers saving money, Timmy?"
"Happier than a four-pack of hard-left-loons announcing new ways to mandate a legally-imposed-by-mayoral-fiat redaction to the liberties of all right-wing, Bible-believing, gun-owning, freedom-loving, conventional-morals-supporting, patriotic citizens, Jimmy."
Best of Dr. Doom
The mayor's sign language translator tries to keep up with his rationalizations and accidentally shuffles off to Buffalo...
Best of Submariner
stupid, butch and signing is no way to spend your life, son...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Bloomberg shamed the laughing crowd by saying, "Give her some room. Epilepsy is not as fun as it looks, people."
Best of Artfldgr
It was awful sir, i kept pushing Quinns head back as she kept telling me i really wanted it...
Best of Kaptain Krude
Why do I hear Rachel proclaiming that she is "Rachel Maddow!" a la Team America's Matt Damon?
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Bloomie shows why his next act of liberal paternalism will be to ban the "Harlem Shake". This time, no one objects.
Bloomberg: "That looks like a Rap DJ move? What are you doing?"
Signer: "Saying you're putting spin on your 16 oz. soda limit loss."
Whacks on, Whack off.
"How happy are GEICO customers saving money, Timmy?"
"Happier than a four-pack of hard-left-loons announcing new ways to mandate a legally-imposed-by-mayoral-fiat redaction to the liberties of all right-wing, Bible-believing, gun-owning, freedom-loving, conventional-morals-supporting, patriotic citizens, Jimmy."
We will now call this meeting of the True Believers of Saint Pancake, New York City Chapter, to order.
I WONDERED what had become of the original MTV VJs; thanks V!
Wait... which face am I suppose to caption?
Mayor Bloomberg held a press conference today and announced that all convenience store clerks in New York City must be fluent in sign language. Also, because his soda ban was rejected by the court, Bloomberg announced today that anyone purchasing a drink larger than 16 ounces must sign a health insurance waiver.
Because his soda ban was rejected Mayor Bloomberg announced today a new 1000% tax on all sugary drinks over 16 ounces. Legal experts say the government's ability to tax is unlimited and predict this new tax will be easily upheld by the Supreme Court.
The mayor's sign language translator tries to keep up with his rationalizations and accidentally shuffles off to Buffalo...
"And in conclusion, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it."
Nannystate ON... Nannystate OFF... Nannystate ON... Nannystate OFF
Bloomberg: Velly good, glasshoppuh.
stupid, butch and signing is no way to spend your life, son...
JAZZ HANDS; UR DUIN IT RONG
Worst. Tony Orlando and Dawn imitation. Ever.
Bloomberg shamed the laughing crowd by saying, "Give her some room. Epilepsy is not as fun as it looks, people."
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This attempt to mimic the Meg Ryan classic orgasm scene lacked an important something... a pretty girl.
Doin the hand jive finally got Bloomberg attention...
It was awful sir, i kept pushing Quinns head back as she kept telling me i really wanted it...
Why do I hear Rachel proclaiming that she is "Rachel Maddow!" a la Team America's Matt Damon?
wv 1332 workitl - leet work it!
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