I think I'm going to kill myself.
1 "I'm Queen of the World!"
2. The real reason for the problems on Carnical Triumph? The captain was "distracted."
3. Believe it or not, this is an excellent metaphor for our national economic situation. We're headed for the iceberg, full speed, but all anybody cares about is whether these guys will ever get married.
4. Ricky and Devon celebrate the Cure for AIDS by enjoying unprotected buttsecks on the prow of David Geffen's yacht.
5. The "Sailing Merit Badge" was never the same after the Boy Scouts went gay.
Best of metalgarth
No one really wanted to see hoe Gilligan became the Skipper's "little buddy".
Best of Submariner
"John Kerry; the early years"
After the break, John begins personally-directed training for his voluntary arduous service in Cambodia.
Best of blue
there is a "firing the torpedo" joke around here somewhere......
Best of chronos the wonder pig
Billy shows Timmy the difference between the blue water Navy & the brown water navy
Best of Spineless Vertebra
Ang Lee remakes "The Passion of the Christ"
(And straight to hell I go)
Best of prince of leaves
"Captain's Mast?" Tyler asked, puzzled. "What's that, sir?"