Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Ang Lee, Titanic, yadda yadda yadda


I think I'm going to kill myself.

1 "I'm Queen of the World!"
2. The real reason for the problems on Carnical Triumph? The captain was "distracted."
3. Believe it or not, this is an excellent metaphor for our national economic situation. We're headed for the iceberg, full speed, but all anybody cares about is whether these guys will ever get married.
4. Ricky and Devon celebrate the Cure for AIDS by enjoying unprotected buttsecks on the prow of David Geffen's yacht.
5. The "Sailing Merit Badge" was never the same after the Boy Scouts went gay.



Best of metalgarth
No one really wanted to see hoe Gilligan became the Skipper's "little buddy".

Best of Submariner
"John Kerry; the early years"
After the break, John begins personally-directed training for his voluntary arduous service in Cambodia.

Best of  blue
there is a "firing the torpedo" joke around here somewhere......

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Billy shows Timmy the difference between the blue water Navy & the brown water navy

Best of  Spineless Vertebra
Ang Lee remakes "The Passion of the Christ"
(And straight to hell I go)

Best of prince of leaves
"Captain's Mast?" Tyler asked, puzzled. "What's that, sir?"

17 comments:

metalgarth said...

No one really wanted to see hoe Gilligan became the Skipper's "little buddy".

metalgarth said...

Brokeback Lake.

Submariner said...

Meh.

I'm really frakkin dissapointed in the new Navy.

Submariner said...

"John Kerry; the early years"

After the break, John begins personally-directed training for his voluntary arduous service in Cambodia.

Submariner said...

Bawney Fwank mused; "I don't veawwy see what's so wough about being swift boated..."

Rodney Dill said...

Scabbin' boy

blue said...

there is a "firing the torpedo" joke around here somewhere......

chronos the wonder pig said...

Billy shows Timmy the difference between the blue water Navy & the brown water navy

Submariner said...

Why'd you THINK they call it a "poop deck," Timmah?

blue said...

no women in their home town want to have sex with them

Spineless Vertebra said...

Ang Lee remakes "The Passion of the Christ"

(And straight to hell I go)

prince of leaves said...

"Captain's Mast?" Tyler asked, puzzled. "What's that, sir?"

prince of leaves said...

Ang Lee presents "The Call of Cthulhu".

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Hey Tyler, look at that gigantic marble foot with only four toes on the beach over there..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You promise to erase the disk? I can't end up on CaptionThis, cause my Dad reads that religiously.
I'll erase it! Now, bend over.
He's a sick intercourse, did I mention that?
So are we. Now bend over!

-OR-

Why do I always have to play Tinkerbell, Peter?


WordVerify: yersbuts - where he's gonna stick it

Kaptain Krude said...

"Whoo! Three women in my hometown want to have sex with m... hey, what are you doing back there?"

Kaptain Krude said...

John Kerry doesn't need to see this picture of him "swift boating" outside of Cambodia . That image is seared -seared- into his memory.