Monday, March 25, 2013
All in all...
1. The Stimulus-Paid inspirational mosaics were intended to keep up workers spirits as they waited in line for food rations.
2. They both thought reception on the Telescreen was a bit crappier than usual, but they didn't dare say it out loud.
3/ "Praise Allah he still denies being a Muslim. Would you want to be in the same religion with that Stuttering Clusterf-ck of a miserable failure, Fatima?"
4. "You know, Fatima, there's a very, very good reason Al Qaeda has not tried to kill that guy."
5/ "That must be one of those Vagina Billboards we've been reading about."
Best of Rodney Dill
It's a mosaic made up of photo's of every golf outing Obama's had since being in office....
Best of metalgarth
Alternate Reality #23467D.1
"There is no God but Allah, and Todd Bridges is his prophet"
Best of ColoradoPatriot
The bath house just doesn't have the same vibe since they hired Andrew Sullivan to redo the shower room.
Best of prince of leaves
"Il Dufe ha sempre ragione!"
Best of Dr. Doom
It is just amazing what can be made from the shards of Amerikkka's broken dreams...
Best of Jack Reacher
"I see what you mean. No matter how I move, his eyes follow my wallet."