Monday, March 25, 2013

All in all...



1. The Stimulus-Paid inspirational mosaics were intended to keep up workers spirits as they waited in line for food rations.

2. They both thought reception on the Telescreen was a bit crappier than usual, but they didn't dare say it out loud.

3/ "Praise Allah he still denies being a Muslim. Would you want to be in the same religion with that Stuttering Clusterf-ck of a miserable failure, Fatima?"

4. "You know, Fatima, there's a very, very good reason Al Qaeda has not tried to kill that guy."

5/ "That must be one of those Vagina Billboards we've been reading about."



Best of Rodney Dill
It's a mosaic made up of photo's of every golf outing Obama's had since being in office....

Best of metalgarth
Alternate Reality #23467D.1
"There is no God but Allah, and Todd Bridges is his prophet"

Best of  ColoradoPatriot
The bath house just doesn't have the same vibe since they hired Andrew Sullivan to redo the shower room.

Best of prince of leaves
"Il Dufe ha sempre ragione!"

Best of Dr. Doom
It is just amazing what can be made from the shards of Amerikkka's broken dreams...

Best of Jack Reacher
"I see what you mean. No matter how I move, his eyes follow my wallet."



15 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

It's a mosaic made up of photo's of every golf outing Obama's had since being in office....

It's a mosaic made up of photo's of everyone that's lost a job since Obama's been in office....

metalgarth said...

Alternate Reality #23467D.1

"There is no God but Allah, and Todd Bridges is his prophet"

GregMan said...

"When does the goat scream?"

GregMan said...

"So this Amerikkkan we're not supposed to hate?"

Rodney Dill said...

No wonder he had so many notes with him to stick in the Wailing Wall.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't look too closely, Fatima. Each piece is a photo from his collection of Portuguese Water Dog vomit or poop.
That man has way too much time on his hands.

-OR-

Well, it gives me the creeps. No matter where I walk in the lavatory, those eyes keep following me!
Get used to it. CIA has the mosque bugged. Total Information Awareness meets Upskirt.

ColoradoPatriot said...

The bath house just doesn't have the same vibe since they hired Andrew Sullivan to redo the shower room.

prince of leaves said...

"You know what this reminds me of, Fatima?"

"Yes...the opening scene of the reimagined 'V'."

prince of leaves said...

"Il Dufe ha sempre ragione!"

Spin said...

"all those shiny parts, no wonder the LIVs re-elected him Fatima"

(Low Information Voters)

Dr. Doom said...

It is just amazing what can be made from the shards of Amerikkka's broken dreams...

Submariner said...

Yes, Fatima, I agree; that DOES work better than Kaopectate to stop you up...

Submariner said...

Charismatic grin.
Eyes that don't meet yours.
Just the right uptilt to the chin.
Cost the American taxpayer millions for worthless bits of debris and mortar.
Getting absolutley nothing positive accomplished...

You're right! This is a PERFECT representation of America's "Dear Leader."

Kaptain Krude said...

"So this is the representation of Obama that is made up of blocks."

"Yes, it's a picture of his head, only made up of blocks."

"Soooooo, we can rightly say that he is a blockhead?"

"Yes, yes, we can rightly say that, indeed."

"Indeed. Quite right."

Jack Reacher said...

"I see what you mean. No matter how I move, his eyes follow my wallet."