Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Yeah, Like, I know, Totally Racist And Stuff

As if I care...
















Best of  GregMan
Is it wrong of me to think I'd rather do the monkey?
Best of GregMan
Come to think of it, the monkey probably flings a lot less poo than M'chel.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Poor M'Chel - the only thing getting banged in the White House is her hair.

Best of Submariner
Guess which one most recently heard "Get your hands off me you damn, dirty ape!" and win a night in the Lincoln Bedroom at her current residence.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
After viewing the centuries old video, M'Chel the 23rd decides to believe in creationism instead of evolution

Best of Rodney Dill
One's intelligent, clean, and articulate and the other is the First Lady.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Man, M'chel'l's sister is a lot hotter than she is.

Best of Robert
First sit-down since inaugural?! No wonder she looks tense.

Best of metalgarth
One is from a distopian, authoritarian world where average humans are slaves to government monkeys who micromanage their lives. The other is character in a bad movie remake.

15 comments:

GregMan said...

Is it wrong of me to think I'd rather do the monkey?

GregMan said...

Come to think of it, the monkey probably flings a lot less poo than M'chel.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Poor M'Chel - the only thing getting banged in the White House is her hair.

blue said...

Michell Obama One-On-One???
sounds like it's vibrator night at the WH......

Submariner said...

Guess which one most recently heard "Get your hands off me you damn, dirty ape!" and win a night in the Lincoln Bedroom at her current residence.

chronos the wonder pig said...

After viewing the centuries old video, M'Chel the 23rd decides to believe in creationism instead of evolution

Rodney Dill said...

One's intelligent, clean, and articulate and the other is the First Lady.

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, M'chel'l's sister is a lot hotter than she is.

Robert said...

First sit-down since inaugural?! No wonder she looks tense.

vw: Oneenbu

blue said...

no one in M'Chel's home town wants to have sex with her

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

One is from a distopian, authoritarian world where average humans are slaves to government monkeys who micromanage their lives. The other is character in a bad movie remake.

Steve O said...

I always thought that she was cute in the movie.

Dactyl said...

After the first lady adopted her new hairstyle, it was never popular again. At least until THE EARTH WAS TAKEN OVER BY AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPECIES.

Submariner said...

"Predator vs. Ari;
This Time It's Personal"

Coming to a theatre near you during the summer of 2013!