Monday, February 25, 2013
Two Libs, One Eatin' Shovel
1. "Governor Christie, would you like an after-dinner mint? It is wafer thin."
2. Christie thoughtbubble: "Suddenly, I'm craving an entire trough of Bang-Bang shrimp."
3. "Any time those two are eating at the same restaurant is a f--king Hell's Kitchen," reflected Gordon Ramsay.
4. Impatient for the appetizers to come, M'Chel and Crisco ate one of the candles.
5. Which one of these people has sucked Obama's c--k more? The answer may surprise you.
Best of Rodney Dill
Michelle: "R.O.U.S*? I don't beleef dey exist."
*Republicans of unusual size
Best of chronos the wonder pig
knowing that Obama is term limited and loving them vacations, M'Chel started speed dating the 2016 contenders....
Best of Submariner
I think you OUGHT to run, Chris. We haven't had a Democrat of your stature in the Senate since Teddy Kennedy died...
Best of champaignken
Ru Paul and Chaz Bono share insider gossip at the annual LGBT fund raising dinner in LA.
Best of dadoctah
Fox News continues to assiduously avoid using the expression "people within the governor's orbit".
Best of metalgarth
Photo taken about 5 years before Jabba put the price on Han on Chewbacca's head.