1. "Governor Christie, would you like an after-dinner mint? It is wafer thin."
2. Christie thoughtbubble: "Suddenly, I'm craving an entire trough of Bang-Bang shrimp."
3. "Any time those two are eating at the same restaurant is a f--king Hell's Kitchen," reflected Gordon Ramsay.
4. Impatient for the appetizers to come, M'Chel and Crisco ate one of the candles.
5. Which one of these people has sucked Obama's c--k more? The answer may surprise you.
Best of Rodney Dill
Michelle: "R.O.U.S*? I don't beleef dey exist."
*Republicans of unusual size
Best of chronos the wonder pig
knowing that Obama is term limited and loving them vacations, M'Chel started speed dating the 2016 contenders....
Best of Submariner
I think you OUGHT to run, Chris. We haven't had a Democrat of your stature in the Senate since Teddy Kennedy died...
Best of champaignken
Ru Paul and Chaz Bono share insider gossip at the annual LGBT fund raising dinner in LA.
Best of dadoctah
Fox News continues to assiduously avoid using the expression "people within the governor's orbit".
Best of metalgarth
Photo taken about 5 years before Jabba put the price on Han on Chewbacca's head.
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Michelle: "R.O.U.S*? I don't beleef dey exist."
*Republicans of unusual size
knowing that Obama is term limited and loving them vacations, M'Chel started speed dating the 2016 contenders....
M'Chel to Fatboy: "I can smell yr cunt!"
Thawt bubble: "Why do they find the statement "I can has cheeseburger." so freakkin funny? I have them 5 or 6 times a day. Delicious, yes. Funny? No. I wish they'd let me in on the joke."
Thawt bubble: "Why do they laugh every time I talk about running for President in the NEXT election?"
Thawt bubble: "Shouldn't a had that cabbage salad. Maybe nobody'll notice a one-cheek-sneak..."
I think you OUGHT to run, Chris. We haven't had a Democrat of your stature in the Senate since Teddy Kennedy died...
David Attenborough whispers:
Certain animals can quickly invert their stomachs, expelling immense quantities of undigested food to scare away a threat. Here, Mr. Creosote seems to be sizing up his next bucket, the guy hogging all the shrimp puffs.
MSNBC's new TV show - Fatboy & the Klingon, was not much of a ratings grabber.
Ru Paul and Chaz Bono share insider gossip at the annual LGBT fund raising dinner in LA.
Fox News continues to assiduously avoid using the expression "people within the governor's orbit".
Michelle: "I really like Christie, He's the only thing that makes my butt look small."
ORA
Fat Boy and Little Man look ready to explode.
Photo taken about 5 years before Jabba put the price on Han on Chewbacca's head.
Christie is not happy with his porn.com date
Thawt bubble: "Only 8 courses? I thought they was gonna serve a FULL meal..."
ORA
When Captain America and Billy sold their dope and ordered a couple of hogs they should have been more specific.
Thawt bubble; "Good Gaia what a stench! Neither is giving any hint they smell it, so which was it and how long do I need to hold my breath?"
Expectedly the Goodyear blimp took third place behind Chris's belly and Michelle's butt for the Largest, Most Exposed Advertising Space Awards
what da
Christie makes a mental note -- no fat jokes tonight!
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