Monday, February 25, 2013

Two Libs, One Eatin' Shovel



1. "Governor Christie, would you like an after-dinner mint? It is wafer thin."

2. Christie thoughtbubble: "Suddenly, I'm craving an entire trough of Bang-Bang shrimp."

3. "Any time those two are eating at the same restaurant is a f--king Hell's Kitchen," reflected Gordon Ramsay.

4. Impatient for the appetizers to come, M'Chel and Crisco ate one of the candles.

5. Which one of these people has sucked Obama's c--k more? The answer may surprise you.


Best of Rodney Dill
Michelle: "R.O.U.S*? I don't beleef dey exist."
*Republicans of unusual size

Best of chronos the wonder pig
knowing that Obama is term limited and loving them vacations, M'Chel started speed dating the 2016 contenders....

Best of Submariner
I think you OUGHT to run, Chris. We haven't had a Democrat of your stature in the Senate since Teddy Kennedy died...

Best of champaignken
Ru Paul and Chaz Bono share insider gossip at the annual LGBT fund raising dinner in LA.

Best of dadoctah
Fox News continues to assiduously avoid using the expression "people within the governor's orbit".

Best of metalgarth
Photo taken about 5 years before Jabba put the price on Han on Chewbacca's head.

21 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Michelle: "R.O.U.S*? I don't beleef dey exist."

*Republicans of unusual size

chronos the wonder pig said...

knowing that Obama is term limited and loving them vacations, M'Chel started speed dating the 2016 contenders....

chronos the wonder pig said...

M'Chel to Fatboy: "I can smell yr cunt!"

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "Why do they find the statement "I can has cheeseburger." so freakkin funny? I have them 5 or 6 times a day. Delicious, yes. Funny? No. I wish they'd let me in on the joke."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "Why do they laugh every time I talk about running for President in the NEXT election?"

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "Shouldn't a had that cabbage salad. Maybe nobody'll notice a one-cheek-sneak..."

Submariner said...

I think you OUGHT to run, Chris. We haven't had a Democrat of your stature in the Senate since Teddy Kennedy died...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough whispers:
Certain animals can quickly invert their stomachs, expelling immense quantities of undigested food to scare away a threat. Here, Mr. Creosote seems to be sizing up his next bucket, the guy hogging all the shrimp puffs.

chronos the wonder pig said...

MSNBC's new TV show - Fatboy & the Klingon, was not much of a ratings grabber.

champaignken said...

Ru Paul and Chaz Bono share insider gossip at the annual LGBT fund raising dinner in LA.

dadoctah said...

Fox News continues to assiduously avoid using the expression "people within the governor's orbit".

Rodney Dill said...

Michelle: "I really like Christie, He's the only thing that makes my butt look small."

blue said...

ORA
Fat Boy and Little Man look ready to explode.

metalgarth said...

Photo taken about 5 years before Jabba put the price on Han on Chewbacca's head.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Christie is not happy with his porn.com date

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "Only 8 courses? I thought they was gonna serve a FULL meal..."

chronos the wonder pig said...

ORA
When Captain America and Billy sold their dope and ordered a couple of hogs they should have been more specific.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Good Gaia what a stench! Neither is giving any hint they smell it, so which was it and how long do I need to hold my breath?"

Rodney Dill said...

Expectedly the Goodyear blimp took third place behind Chris's belly and Michelle's butt for the Largest, Most Exposed Advertising Space Awards

Anonymous said...

what da

Steve O said...

Christie makes a mental note -- no fat jokes tonight!