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Two blondes and a hummer. My dream has come true!
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it keeps stalling. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. Blonde: "What was wrong with it?"Mechanic: "Just crap in the carburetor."Blonde: "How often?"
Airbags save lives!
"Umm, Tiffany, was that a cat we ran over?""Great, now that bald guy from Stellar Whatever is going to yell at us. Again."
Obama throws his liabilities under his bus. Ted Nugent, on the other hand, uses these.
Good thing you knew that beeping sound meant we'd left the keys in the ignition or we'd never have gotten the door unlocked."Hello - BlondStar?"Just how many boobs can they fit in that clown car....
A lowrider Hummer. With extra pillows.
Definitely better than the DVD option. And probably no more expensive!
I can call my plastic surgeon and have him come inflate the tire.Okay, but I think all it needs is a... whatchamacallit... blow job.Well gosh, we can do that ourselves!-OR-Two airheads with 4 balloons... you'd think they'd float over potholes.
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