1. NY Times Headline: "Meteor Strike Blamed on Republican Obstruction; Budget Cuts."
2. Hopefully, this time, it whacks Ben Affleck and *not* Bruce Willis.
3. A meteor hit Detroit once, but by the time NASA got to the crash site iit had already been stripped to the hubs.
4. "Giant Sharktopus versus Flaming Sperm from Outer Space," next on the Crappy SyFy Channel.
5. Westboro Baptists denounce "faggot asteroids," plan to picket impact site.
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Vladimir Putin's ego has become so enormous that its gravitational pull is attracting space debris.
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DRUDGEBREAKING: Greenhouse gasses are being blamed for the demise of the Silver Surfer...
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"Lucky we have Obamacare!"
In Russia, meteor films YOU.
Somewhere, a Westboro Baptist Church member is shouting, "I TOLD YOU SO!!!"
Somewhere, Chicken Little is shouting, "I TOLD YOU SO!!!"
Better late than never for the apocalypse to come.
This just in: asteroid misses earth, Obama blames Bush.
Our lack of gun control is to blame for this.
Iran's stealth fighter streaks across Russian skies completely unnoticed.
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N. Korea media hails the latest rocket test as a complete success. Russia reciprocates with its own "test" and there's no more N. Korea.
Vladimir Putin's ego has become so enormous that its gravitational pull is attracting space debris.
Better luck next time, SMOD.
DRUDGEBREAKING:
Greenhouse gasses are being blamed for the demise of the Silver Surfer...
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