1. NY Times Headline: "Meteor Strike Blamed on Republican Obstruction; Budget Cuts."
2. Hopefully, this time, it whacks Ben Affleck and *not* Bruce Willis.
3. A meteor hit Detroit once, but by the time NASA got to the crash site iit had already been stripped to the hubs.
4. "Giant Sharktopus versus Flaming Sperm from Outer Space," next on the Crappy SyFy Channel.
5. Westboro Baptists denounce "faggot asteroids," plan to picket impact site.
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Vladimir Putin's ego has become so enormous that its gravitational pull is attracting space debris.
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DRUDGEBREAKING: Greenhouse gasses are being blamed for the demise of the Silver Surfer...