Friday, February 15, 2013

There Goes the Neighborhood


1. NY Times Headline: "Meteor Strike Blamed on Republican Obstruction; Budget Cuts."
2. Hopefully, this time, it whacks Ben Affleck and *not* Bruce Willis. 
3. A meteor hit Detroit once, but by the time NASA got to the crash site iit had already been stripped to the hubs. 
4. "Giant Sharktopus versus Flaming Sperm from Outer Space," next on the Crappy SyFy Channel. 
5. Westboro Baptists denounce "faggot asteroids," plan to picket impact site. 


Best of jimmy
Vladimir Putin's ego has become so enormous that its gravitational pull is attracting space debris.
Best of Submariner
DRUDGEBREAKING: Greenhouse gasses are being blamed for the demise of the Silver Surfer...
Developing...

11 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Lucky we have Obamacare!"

GregMan said...

In Russia, meteor films YOU.

GregMan said...

Somewhere, a Westboro Baptist Church member is shouting, "I TOLD YOU SO!!!"

dadoctah said...

Somewhere, Chicken Little is shouting, "I TOLD YOU SO!!!"

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Better late than never for the apocalypse to come.

blue said...

This just in: asteroid misses earth, Obama blames Bush.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Our lack of gun control is to blame for this.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Iran's stealth fighter streaks across Russian skies completely unnoticed.

-OR-

N. Korea media hails the latest rocket test as a complete success. Russia reciprocates with its own "test" and there's no more N. Korea.

jimmy said...

Vladimir Putin's ego has become so enormous that its gravitational pull is attracting space debris.

prince of leaves said...

Better luck next time, SMOD.

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

Greenhouse gasses are being blamed for the demise of the Silver Surfer...

Developing...