Friday, February 15, 2013

The Dude in the Red Gingham Dress



1. "The meteor was caused by Global Warming. It's SCIENCE!"

2. Fortunately, the SCOAMF's later nominations were not nearly as loopy as Chuck Hagel.

3. Nice of Nestle to let Swiss Miss keep her job after the operation.


Best of dadoctah
At least he knows Linux.

Best of jimmy
This 2013 reboot of "Little House on the Prairie" already has me concerned.

Best of Steve O
How Daniel Tosh spends his weekends is nobody's business.
(And how he spends his time on the air really isn't THAT many people's business either.)

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Reuters: A new and entirely optional version of the Boy Scout uniform.

Best of prince of leaves
Gingham? I barely even knew him!

13 comments:

dadoctah said...

At least he knows Linux.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Not the best edition of pinup girls...

jimmy said...

This 2013 reboot of "Little House on the Prairie" already has me concerned.

Steve O said...

How Daniel Tosh spends his weekends is nobody's business.

(And how he spends his time on the air really isn't THAT many people's business either.)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Reuters: A new and entirely optional version of the Boy Scout uniform.

-OR-

POP QUIZ! This is:
a) Bawney Fwank's lovechild
b) 2013 model for VtheK's Tuesday Fashion line
c) pouty runner up for San Francisco High School Homecoming Queen
d) typical gun control advocate

-OR-

Hollywood Trivia #2488
As a starving young actor, Daniel Craig had a cameo role in several James Boned flicks.

prince of leaves said...

Dave Thomas' grandson expected to have to earn a place in the family empire, but he thought it would start with something more dignified like a job in the mailroom.

prince of leaves said...

Brad's bid to be the 2013 Minnesota Viking Fair's Erik the Red failed on authenticity grounds: there are no penguins in Greenland.

prince of leaves said...

Gingham? I barely even knew him!

Rodney Dill said...

Penguin lust

Rodney Dill said...

"Guess I should've tried and ale instead..."

Rodney Dill said...

Stop touching me Harry Reid.

Double the U said...

I have a Red Dwarf caption, but it would be too obscure.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sometimes, "Bring Your Child to Work Day" explains a lot about your co-workers.

-OR-

18 years at home = $250,000
4-year liberal arts degree = $372,000
Legal fees for dorm drug bust = $27,600
First (and only) paycheck as an extra on movie set = $300
There is no punch line.

-OR-

Martha, if you mutter, "like father like son" once more, I'm gonna smack you.

-OR-

It's a lot more entertaining to listen to .Jay Carney apologizing for Obamalama and Biden in the Alternate Universe.