1. "Crisco and the Klingon ate all the entrees at the senators' table, may I lick your dessert plate?"
2. "Guess who I am?" "Bob Menendez at a Middle School cheerleading competition?" "Correct!"
3. Like Pavlov's dog, Chuck Schumer drools uncontrollably at the mention of "Gun confiscation."
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Schumer? I don't even know her.
Best of GregMan
I see Slow Joe Biden taught Schumer to "give paw".
Best of Submariner
Hey Joe; wanna see what I learned over at the NAMBLA dinner?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oh com'on, pull my finger!
Best of Steve O
"Fo shizzle Joe Bizzel!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Biden: "...and so then I said, we will cut spending after the tax increase goes into effect"
Shumer: "Oh Joe, you slay me!"
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Schumer & Biden love reprising Monty Python's Mr. Creosote schtick, usually with gunowners playing the part of the bucket.
Whaa, too soon?
Schumer? I don't even know her.
I see Slow Joe Biden taught Schumer to "give paw".
Joe: "Where the hell's my shotgun?"
A leetle bit lower, Chuckie, and you'll be a REAL "lap" dog...
Hey Joe; wanna see what I learned over at the NAMBLA dinner?
Oh com'on, pull my finger!
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I knew Señor Wences, Schumer.
You're NO Señor Wences.
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Schumer: OMG, you were right, I didn't go blind and it's not hairy!!
Biden: See, I do it all the time. You prudes miss out on so much.
About a quarter of a second after Uncle Joe finished laughing that he had just unexpectedly walked in on M'Chel dropping panties in front of the toilet, and exactly 3 nanoseconds before hearing Chuckie hurl.
"Fo shizzle Joe Bizzel!"
-- Secretly hip politicians greet each other the morning after doing coke... and leaving the body of a prostitute down by the river. (Hey, don't judge. Would you rather they be writing legislation?"
Biden: "...and so then I said, we will cut spending after the tax increase goes into effect"
Shumer: "Oh Joe, you slay me!"
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