1. "Crisco and the Klingon ate all the entrees at the senators' table, may I lick your dessert plate?"
2. "Guess who I am?" "Bob Menendez at a Middle School cheerleading competition?" "Correct!"
3. Like Pavlov's dog, Chuck Schumer drools uncontrollably at the mention of "Gun confiscation."
Best of Rodney Dill
Schumer? I don't even know her.
Best of GregMan
I see Slow Joe Biden taught Schumer to "give paw".
Best of Submariner
Hey Joe; wanna see what I learned over at the NAMBLA dinner?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oh com'on, pull my finger!
Best of Steve O
"Fo shizzle Joe Bizzel!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Biden: "...and so then I said, we will cut spending after the tax increase goes into effect"
Shumer: "Oh Joe, you slay me!"