Monday, February 25, 2013

The Democrat Brain Trust

Double the U


1. "Crisco and the Klingon ate all the entrees at the senators' table, may I lick your dessert plate?"

2. "Guess who I am?" "Bob Menendez at a Middle School cheerleading competition?" "Correct!"

3. Like Pavlov's dog, Chuck Schumer drools uncontrollably at the mention of "Gun confiscation."


Best of Rodney Dill
Schumer? I don't even know her.

Best of GregMan
I see Slow Joe Biden taught Schumer to "give paw".

Best of Submariner
Hey Joe; wanna see what I learned over at the NAMBLA dinner?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oh com'on, pull my finger!

Best of Steve O
"Fo shizzle Joe Bizzel!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Biden: "...and so then I said, we will cut spending after the tax increase goes into effect"
Shumer: "Oh Joe, you slay me!"

11 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Schumer & Biden love reprising Monty Python's Mr. Creosote schtick, usually with gunowners playing the part of the bucket.
Whaa, too soon?

Rodney Dill said...

Schumer? I don't even know her.

GregMan said...

I see Slow Joe Biden taught Schumer to "give paw".

Rodney Dill said...

Joe: "Where the hell's my shotgun?"

Submariner said...

A leetle bit lower, Chuckie, and you'll be a REAL "lap" dog...

Submariner said...

Hey Joe; wanna see what I learned over at the NAMBLA dinner?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh com'on, pull my finger!

-OR-

I knew Señor Wences, Schumer.
You're NO Señor Wences.

-OR-

Schumer: OMG, you were right, I didn't go blind and it's not hairy!!
Biden: See, I do it all the time. You prudes miss out on so much.

Submariner said...

About a quarter of a second after Uncle Joe finished laughing that he had just unexpectedly walked in on M'Chel dropping panties in front of the toilet, and exactly 3 nanoseconds before hearing Chuckie hurl.

Steve O said...

"Fo shizzle Joe Bizzel!"

-- Secretly hip politicians greet each other the morning after doing coke... and leaving the body of a prostitute down by the river. (Hey, don't judge. Would you rather they be writing legislation?"

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Biden: "...and so then I said, we will cut spending after the tax increase goes into effect"

Shumer: "Oh Joe, you slay me!"