1. "Run! There's a crazy black man with a gun in the next panel."
2. Global Warming can be a very confusing experience.
3. "Yes, the practices are grueling, but we *will* take the bronze in synchronized swimming."
4. "Come back with my buttplug!"
5. They saw the Go Daddy Superb Owl commercial and are still running.
Best of Spin
Time trials for the Human Frogger Olympic event.
Best of dadoctah
After all these years, a small but fervent group of followers are still trying, with limited success, to prove that "Aquaman wasn't as lame a superhero as everyone says".
Best of metalgarth
Chance are better than 50/50 that there won't be a triathlon at the next winter Olympics but some athletes don't have a grasp of the obvious.
Best of Artfldgr
Lars! Why cant you ever enjoy MY fetishes?
Best of Scotty G.
The Grand Opening of the new Crocs store in Aspen was festive event.