"Congratulations, Mr and Mr Ahmedinejad, it's a boy."
Threadwinner Steve O
Why do I think that the key to a monkey surviving reentry in an Iranian rocket is to have an extra monkey.
Best of dadoctah
I smell Fox sitcom!
Best of Dr. Doom
"Very good work Dr. Hamid," said Mr. Ahmadinejad, "Of course you realize that monkeys are unclean and we will now have to stone you to death..."
Best of racerboy
"He definitely has his father's eyes..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When Maury Povich assures the ghey couple that their DNA is a 99.9% match to little Mohammad's, Ahmadinejad leans in and whispers, "Lester, I'm suing you for producing such a FUGLY baby!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Thank Allah you know the Heimlich maneuver doctor, I never would've coughed that monkey up on my own.
Best of Steve O
Now, no sex for a few weeks. Then, take it slow. You'll know when it's time.