"Congratulations, Mr and Mr Ahmedinejad, it's a boy."
Threadwinner Steve O
Why do I think that the key to a monkey surviving reentry in an Iranian rocket is to have an extra monkey.
Best of dadoctah
I smell Fox sitcom!
Best of Dr. Doom
"Very good work Dr. Hamid," said Mr. Ahmadinejad, "Of course you realize that monkeys are unclean and we will now have to stone you to death..."
Best of racerboy
"He definitely has his father's eyes..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When Maury Povich assures the ghey couple that their DNA is a 99.9% match to little Mohammad's, Ahmadinejad leans in and whispers, "Lester, I'm suing you for producing such a FUGLY baby!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Thank Allah you know the Heimlich maneuver doctor, I never would've coughed that monkey up on my own.
Best of Steve O
Now, no sex for a few weeks. Then, take it slow. You'll know when it's time.
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"Plus, it's trained to fling it's poo at Jooos!"
"No, Mr. President, it probably won't turn into The Thing if it runs into a radiation storm in space."
I smell Fox sitcom!
"Very good work Dr. Hamid," said Mr. Ahmadinejad, "Of course you realize that monkeys are unclean and we will now have to stone you to death..."
"He definitely has his father's eyes..."
You think Americans have a tough time adopting Russian kids? This little orphan from the remote village of Chanzistanisgrad is all Putin would send to Iran.
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When Maury Povich assures the ghey couple that their DNA is a 99.9% match to little Mohammad's, Ahmadinejad leans in and whispers, "Lester, I'm suing you for producing such a FUGLY baby!"
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Doctor Hameediram: Sir, you said the radiation leaks wouldn't have any consequences. Ninety-seven women have given birth to these in the past week alone!!
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I know where I've seen that face before. Did you watch the State of the Union address?
Ahmadinejad: Why is he wearing a mask and we're not? Is that rat diseased??
Red: No sir, it's just to make this photo op look more realistic. If he wore his gypsy organ grinder costume, everyone would know the "test" flight was a fake.
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Ahmadinejad: I have this overwhelming desire to cuddle.
Red: Just as soon as we get back to the camel tent, dear.
"Is that your minkey?"
Mahmoud: "They say monkeys fly out my butt all the time."
"Does your minkey bite?"
"Yes, the minkey ate 5 cans of refried beans... we're just one lit match away for our first suborbital flight...
Scientist: "The monkey insists on his 72 virgins before we martyr him with this space flight."
Mahmoud: "Damned smart monkey... good thing our suicide bombers haven't figured that out yet."
"Here's your happy meal... you want fries widdat?"
Thank Allah you know the Heimlich maneuver doctor, I never would've coughed that monkey up on my own.
Why do I think that the key to a monkey surviving reentry in an Iranian rocket is to have an extra monkey.
Now, no sex for a few weeks. Then, take it slow. You'll know when it's time.
"Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!"
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