Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Shootin' Monkeys Into Space for Allah

Brender

 "Congratulations, Mr and Mr Ahmedinejad, it's a boy."


Threadwinner Steve O
Why do I think that the key to a monkey surviving reentry in an Iranian rocket is to have an extra monkey.

Best of dadoctah
I smell Fox sitcom!

Best of Dr. Doom
"Very good work Dr. Hamid," said Mr. Ahmadinejad, "Of course you realize that monkeys are unclean and we will now have to stone you to death..."

Best of racerboy
"He definitely has his father's eyes..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When Maury Povich assures the ghey couple that their DNA is a 99.9% match to little Mohammad's, Ahmadinejad leans in and whispers, "Lester, I'm suing you for producing such a FUGLY baby!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Thank Allah you know the Heimlich maneuver doctor, I never would've coughed that monkey up on my own.

Best of Steve O
Now, no sex for a few weeks. Then, take it slow. You'll know when it's time.




17 comments:

GregMan said...

"Plus, it's trained to fling it's poo at Jooos!"

GregMan said...

"No, Mr. President, it probably won't turn into The Thing if it runs into a radiation storm in space."

dadoctah said...

I smell Fox sitcom!

Dr. Doom said...

"Very good work Dr. Hamid," said Mr. Ahmadinejad, "Of course you realize that monkeys are unclean and we will now have to stone you to death..."

racerboy said...

"He definitely has his father's eyes..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You think Americans have a tough time adopting Russian kids? This little orphan from the remote village of Chanzistanisgrad is all Putin would send to Iran.

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When Maury Povich assures the ghey couple that their DNA is a 99.9% match to little Mohammad's, Ahmadinejad leans in and whispers, "Lester, I'm suing you for producing such a FUGLY baby!"

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Doctor Hameediram: Sir, you said the radiation leaks wouldn't have any consequences. Ninety-seven women have given birth to these in the past week alone!!

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I know where I've seen that face before. Did you watch the State of the Union address?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ahmadinejad: Why is he wearing a mask and we're not? Is that rat diseased??
Red: No sir, it's just to make this photo op look more realistic. If he wore his gypsy organ grinder costume, everyone would know the "test" flight was a fake.

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Ahmadinejad: I have this overwhelming desire to cuddle.
Red: Just as soon as we get back to the camel tent, dear.

Rodney Dill said...

"Is that your minkey?"

Rodney Dill said...

Mahmoud: "They say monkeys fly out my butt all the time."

Rodney Dill said...

"Does your minkey bite?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes, the minkey ate 5 cans of refried beans... we're just one lit match away for our first suborbital flight...

Rodney Dill said...

Scientist: "The monkey insists on his 72 virgins before we martyr him with this space flight."
Mahmoud: "Damned smart monkey... good thing our suicide bombers haven't figured that out yet."

Rodney Dill said...

"Here's your happy meal... you want fries widdat?"

Rodney Dill said...

Thank Allah you know the Heimlich maneuver doctor, I never would've coughed that monkey up on my own.

Steve O said...

Why do I think that the key to a monkey surviving reentry in an Iranian rocket is to have an extra monkey.

Steve O said...

Now, no sex for a few weeks. Then, take it slow. You'll know when it's time.

Scotty G. said...

"Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!"