Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Senile Coot



1. "Spiders! Spiders!"

2. "This must be really good shit. The trails are already kicking in."

3. "Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Pick me, Mr. Obama! I'll cave to you!"

4. "Why is Kobe ignoring my entreaties?"

5. And then, in the middle of the SOTU, Senator McCain waved his hands in the air like he didn't care. He was later seen gliding by the people as they stopped to look and stare.


Best of the Acebook Morons
Sandy Kanavel Coburn Not in the face! Not in the face!

Senator John McCain (R-AZ) tries to shield himself from the shit flying out of Barack Obama's mouth during the State of the Union address.

The T-shirt cannon! I love that thing! Over here!

Oh My God! Michelle bent over...and ..IT WINKED AT MEeeeeee!11!


Best of Double the U
ahhhhh REPUBLICANS! Ahhhhhh

Best of Rodney Dill
"McCain... how do you stand on nuclear waste?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Niagara Falls... Slowly I turned..."

Best of dadoctah
With every passing session, the flashbacks to the tiger cage grew more frequent and more intense....

Best of GregMan
Senator McCain learns of yet more kids on his lawn.

Best of Steve O
Some found that focusing on something productive, like Itsy Bitsy Spider, took the edge off Obama's STFU speech.

Best of metalgarth
Hilary please! I can smell ur cunt

Best of racerboy
The new phone books are here!!! The new phone books are here!!!

Best of Dactyl
"Now experience the true power of the dark side!!"
But no matter how many times he said it, blue lightning refused to issue forth from his hands.







24 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Congress always loves McCain's mime in a glass box routine.

Rodney Dill said...

"Get the spiders off me...
get the spiders off me...
get the spiders off me..."

Scotty G. said...

Not even Jazz Hands can help the State of the Union.

Double the U said...

ahhhhh REPUBLICANS! Ahhhhhh

Rodney Dill said...

Schumer: "Hey McCain, after Obama's gun control measures how do you stop a crazed gunman?"

Rodney Dill said...

"McCain... how do you stand on nuclear waste?"

Rodney Dill said...

Governance Gangnam Style!

Rodney Dill said...

"So you caught Michelle coming out of the shower at the White House? After the towel fell off what did you do?"

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"No, get away from me. No, stop right there. Ahhh global warming, nooooo."

Rodney Dill said...

'Never thought you'd see Lewis Black as the guest SOTU speaker, hunh?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Niagara Falls... Slowly I turned..."

dadoctah said...

With every passing session, the flashbacks to the tiger cage grew more frequent and more intense....

GregMan said...

"Ewww, conservatives, get 'em off of me!!!"

GregMan said...

Senator McCain learns of yet more kids on his lawn.

blue said...

"Rubio's drinking water!! The shame, the shame!!"

Dr. Doom said...

Republicans decided to forgo the post SOTU rebuttal speech in favor of doing the hand jive while the President spoke...

jimmy said...

"If that moron says 'I' one more time, I'm going to get stabby!"

Steve O said...

Some found that focusing on something productive, like Itsy Bitsy Spider, took the edge off Obama's STFU speech.

Steve O said...

Sometimes McCain's approach to politics resembles a fade-away jumper.

Scotty G. said...

Being a senior member of the Senate means you get to lead the Hokey Pokey. That's what it's all about.

metalgarth said...

Hilary please! I can smell ur cunt

racerboy said...

The new phone books are here!!! The new phone books are here!!!

Dactyl said...

"Now experience the true power of the dark side!!"
But no matter how many times he said it, blue lightning refused to issue forth from his hands.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Wooo! Wheee! Wooo! This is the best roller coaster ever!" Nobody had the heart to tell McCain that the sharp decline and big dip he was seeing was the nation's economy and Barack Obama, respectively.