Sunday, February 03, 2013

President Mom Jeans Does Not Want This Captioned or Photoshopped

F--- him


Horizontal Skeet? WTF?



Best of dadoctah
"Bwahahaa! Run, John Boehner, you pansy sumvabitch, RUN!"

Best of champaignken
Barry: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Michelle: No, you'll shoot your eye out.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Simple Explanations for Simple People:
a) He's shooting from atop a hill
b) Photo mix-up - this was meant for his "I'm tough on illegals" spin campaign
c) He was just checking to see if it's loaded... Secret Service agent Smithers is recovering nicely
d) Compensated Endorsement: Obamalama demonstrates the new no-kick ported shotgun series from Biden's "Only for Home Defense" store.

Threadwinner of Joshua
When this impromptu photograph was taken by a Presidential aide it was not meant to be a photograph published in the media. Luckily the aide was carrying his high speed camera and got this shot while recording at 50,000 frames per second.

Best of Dabbobean
What is that, a ported 28 gauge ? ..........looks like Poindexter designed a new shotgun to compliment Barry's limp wristed shooting style.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Lousy celery! I hate it so much! Why can't you be more like arugula??? Take this! And this! And this! Ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!"

Best of Submariner
Barry defends M'Chel's eatin shovels from poachers.

Best of Steve O
I'm sorry Mr. President. You need a birth certificate for the background check.



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22 comments:

Double the U said...

Obama is such a great President recoil has no effect on him.

GregMan said...

"Heh, those bitter clingers think this is a shotgun, when it's THE GREATEST BONG EVER!"

jimmy said...

This photo op must have been organized by the same PR flak who had Nixon appear on Laugh-In.

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Now all we need is to set up a "hunting trip" with VP Cheney.



dadoctah said...

"Bwahahaa! Run, John Boehner, you pansy sumvabitch, RUN!"

champaignken said...

Barry: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Michelle: No, you'll shoot your eye out.

chronos the wonder pig said...

best headline on Drudge today:

'Beyonce Blew Electricity In Superdome Twice During Rehearsals'...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Michael Dukakis' Thawtbubble: "Wonderful! Now, maybe they'll stop with the damned tank jokes!

-OR-

Simple Explanations for Simple People:
a) He's shooting from atop a hill
b) Photo mix-up - this was meant for his "I'm tough on illegals" spin campaign
c) He was just checking to see if it's loaded... Secret Service agent Smithers is recovering nicely
d) Compensated Endorsement: Obamalama demonstrates the new no-kick ported shotgun series from Biden's "Only for Home Defense" store.

Joshua said...

When proposing new gun control regulations the Obama Administration briefly toyed with the idea of outlawing smokeless powder.

Joshua said...

When this impromptu photograph was taken by a Presidential aide it was not meant to be a photograph published in the media. Luckily the aide was carrying his high speed camera and got this shot while recording at 50,000 frames per second.

Dabbobean said...

What is that, a ported 28 gauge ? ..........looks like Poindexter designed a new shotgun to compliment Barry's limp wristed shooting style.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Lousy celery! I hate it so much! Why can't you be more like arugula??? Take this! And this! And this! Ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!"

Kaptain Krude said...

President Barack Obama: the only man who could make Elmer Fudd look like John Rambo.

Kaptain Krude said...

Am I the only one who expected a giant cork on a string to have popped out of it?

dadoctah said...

ORA: "Aha! Got the drop on you with *my* disintegrating pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates!...Whad'ya know? It disintegrated!"

Submariner said...

'minds me of Dukakis driving a tank. Probably thought up by the same PR genius...

Submariner said...

Sorry Carpe - read your post afterwards. (Great minds etc...)

Submariner said...

Barry defends M'Chel's eatin shovels from poachers.

Submariner said...

How to harvest the wild arugala:
Step 1 - have a non-criminal lackey purchase a shotgun and blanks. (Renting would be better so you don't have to ever look at the vile thing again...)
Step 2 - position your photographer lackeys for the best photo op.
Step 3 - shoot repeatedly until s/he gets the correct amount of smoke.
Step 4 - have your press lackey publish with a stern admonition not to photoshop the results.
Step 5 - have your cook lackey go to the farmers market and purchase fresh.

Steve O said...

I'm sorry Mr. President. You need a birth certificate for the background check.

Steve O said...

Obama uses a special "Presidential Load" that creates a lot of smoke (and a sound similar to a shotgun blast) but not a lot of action.

Steve O said...

No, it's not "horizontal skeet."

The angle of the gun simply indicates how long it takes to make a decision to shoot.

Steve O said...

Gun stock abnormally high on the shoulder? Check.

Fluted barrel to push the shot to the Left? Check.

PSY soundtrack in the headphones? Check.

Wait until target is too far away to hit before deciding to shoot? Check.

Insulated from criticism from gun-control advocates because they know he's just a poseur? Check. Check.